Magma

bawan would like to be trying to be good at football when he dies

Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure

Peter Kay - Stand up UK

Scottishmag as the father?

Of course. Unless you know someone who's much older than Noelie on the forum

Chelsea

Noelie can be grandpa 2 since he's the oldest male member on here.

Fill in the gaps or change them around. Mother - Catmag Father - Grandpa 1 - Grandpa 2 - Grandma 1 - Grandma 2 - Aunt 1 - Ragi drunken aunt Aunt 2 - Aunt 3 - Aunt 4 - Aunt 5 - Uncle 1 - Uncle 2 - Uncle 3 - Uncle 4 - Uncle 5 - Cousin 1 - Cousin 2 - Cousin 3 - Cousin 4 - Cousin 5 -

If Toontastic was a family, which members would you have as the mother, father, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins etc.

Radiohead - Vegetable

Maximo Park - By The Monument

Well I've had a lovely 2 1/2 weeks off college, would of had 2 go in yesturday, but didn't because of the strike, so still got to go in 2day Even though i'm only in for 2 1/2 hours.

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Radiohead - Karma Police

Happy Birthday

Is that RICO?

Provides entertainment R|CO provides opinions outside of the twat asteroidblitz's sphere of influence. I bet he's the fucking virgin mate of Magma, probably blowing each other right now. How about doing us all a favour, leave never come back and carry on supporting a shit team who will bound to get relegated.

And at the end of the day your a dirty scumbag makem.

aye, your mothers in fact.

Magma, you realy do have a fucked up view of being a supporter. But, fuck me, you think going to the shop, having a driving lesson and not going on MSN constitutes having a fucking life. Have you even got laid yet for fucks sake? Have a much better life than you who supports a shit team. Fuck knows where you got this idea from. MySpace? Lick clit you virgin.

you couldn't even punch chopra if you wanted to let alone bawan

Magma, you realy do have a fucked up view of being a supporter. But, fuck me, you think going to the shop, having a driving lesson and not going on MSN constitutes having a fucking life. Have you even got laid yet for fucks sake? Have a much better life than you who supports a shit team.

He IS a sunderland fan. ah right, my bad lol