Magma

Aye it is on magic.

is the match on Magic radio?

1. Got a cold 2. Only been up for half an hour 3. Feel ill 4. Watching some program called MusiCool on channel 4 5. On msn

1. Just watched Transporters on channel 4 2. got a bloody cold 3. my nose fucking hurts 4. really bored again 5. wonder how my mate is getting on at his first day at his job.

1. just loled at Toplass's post. 2. Been round the block on the bike again 3. Watching TV, but seems to be bugger all on 4. Might have to resort to watch a DVD 5. Bloody Bored.

1. Just found out that my mate got a job 2. I've managed to get my bike fixed 3. I'm pretty bored at the minute 4. Went to see Spiderman 3 today 5. Got nothing planned for the rest of the day

Put it on auction on ebay

1. Couldn't get much sleep last night was still awake at 4.50 2. Since I couldn't get much sleep I didn't get up till 1:35 today 3. Just watching Neighbours 4. Still very tired 5. Want to go back to bed but that's just laziness

where bouts were u when your car nearly got broken in 2?

double click the torrent and let what every your download downloading, if it's a music album shouldn't take long a hour or so, depends how fast your computer is, if it's a movie, takes about a day/day and a half or so.

1. Just went for a jog round the block, fucking knackered and wet 2. Just started to watch the bill 3. While on my jog popped into my grandma's for a 5 minute rest 4. Got nothing planned for 2moro 5. Might have a driving lesson.

instead of driving to work, or however you get to work, walk there.

Have fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

Wtf?! Exactly what it says on the tin. She came into work the other day to find the straps on the back of her theatre shoes had been cut through, making them unwearable and that her 'outdoor uniform' (we have tunics and trousers for meetings outside theatre) had strips cut all the way up them from the bottom. As she went to leave the other day she found her outdoor shoes full of Aquagel and her own clothes cut. It's horrible because she's the nicest, most placid lass you could ever meet and no-one could possibly have anything against her which is making it all the more upsetting. I rang her at home last night to see if she was okay and she just doesn't want to come back in case something else happens. Spiteful, childish and completely unnecessary behaviour. Like I said, god help whoever it is when we find out because most of the department will be ready for them have you not got lockers where you can keep your stuff in, so that it doesn't happen again?

Never, and I don't want to end up in prison

Well you've missed an hour of it oh well, lucky my brother has the 1st and 2nd one on DVD

Might watch that, haven't seen it for ages.

ah right.

from hanging onto what exactly?

I think so too....

I reckon it will get named after the game against Watford

1. Just managed to eat 2 bags of sweets, fancy some more 2. Listening 2 music 3. off 2moro, so a nice long lie in for me while everyone is at work 4. might pop into town 5. probably have a driving lesson 2moro as I didn't have 1 today