paddy

come home for the weekend and my young'un wants to go to the game today, i really dont want to line the fatmans pockets with £30!!! he kind of understands why but i feel really tight!!

Not sure Ashley visits this website like.... was waiting for it!!

Glad things are looking up pet When you home for a game? i'm home today Cath, but refuse to take the lad to the game, thing is Adam understands about how much of a bad man Ashley is (hes only 7!!)

I think it's a 4D image rather than a tradition scan pic. Pud? It sure is, have to go again for a 2nd one though because the little bugger wouldnt show his face, had his hands up in front of it, feet up there at one stage oh and then he turned round, licked the wall of the womb and scratched his nads. Thats my boy! Class great stuff Pud

i've gained an ex wife and a new woman!! oh and a load of laughs too

Fuck's that orange thing? Looks like a Sesame Street fish. It's the fish equivalent of Phil Brown. would that be 'fillet' Brown?? TAXI!!!

wonder if Dave Whelan would fancy paying for some jjb banners for the game!! bit of free trade advertising!!

shop shop wherever you may be buy your kit from JJB tell fat mike that you'd rather not go round dressed as a charva

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i know!! they say that she picked Kai and he picked Wayne!! thick fuck cant think of other lads names

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is that your office Ritchie???

the shaman ebaneezer scrooge hes a cunt hes a cunt a bigfatcockney cunt

Nectarines with furry skin oh sweet Jesus!! Ferne would certainly get it!!

fucking hell Laz!!!! i did laugh though!!

shit! sorry to hear that Jim, (must be something with Lowestoft women!!) i know what your saying re living with the folks, when i split up last year i could have moved back home, but the only thing that stopprd me was the bairn, he's 7 and knows that mum and dad arnt best friends anymore, we keep it civil when hes about, he has been saying he wants to live with me all the time, currently have him 3-4 nights per week just wish it was full time, not wanting to blow my hooter but he is much happier with me and all his mum does is tell him off etc (no i'm not a fun time dad) on the other hand though my ex's daughter who i have raised as mine since she was 4 (now 14) just wont bother coming to stay, does not reply to texts etcv its just like she has taken sides firmly with her mum and mums new fella (fooking manc!!! twat!) so it really feels like i'm losing her slowly and its really hurting!! keep strong guys keep focused and remember the most important thing is the kids!! good luck

Chin up mate, i know what your going through things will get better, just make sure parky jr knows that he is the most important thing in your life, the only reason I have not moved back up is cos of pad jr just hope that one day me and him can go 'home' Hope to get to the pub sometime before Christmas!!!

Appy birthday pal

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swine flu my arse, Dunn played 20 mins tonight!! come on Samuel think of a better excuse ??

can we not get SMO to pop down to landon and dry bum rape his wife (or mum)?? sure he'll be up for it?

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What next? Change the bastard strip? new deal at the end of the season..................................he wouldn't would he?

NEWCASTLE United are delighted to announce that Chris Hughton has been named the permanent manager of the Club, his contract will run until the end of the 2010/11 season. At the same time the Club has confirmed that it has been withdrawn from sale and is no longer on the market. The Club had been trying to broker a deal with a number of prospective buyers in recent months however none of those deals came to fruition. With regard to the possible sale of the Club to Barry Moat, that particular bid has now fallen through due to the cash price of £80m not being met. In confirming the news, Mike Ashley stated that he is totally committed to the future success of Newcastle United and will be focussing on gaining promotion back to the Premier League. Mike will put a further £20m into the Club this week. Derek Llambias, Managing Director of Newcastle United, said: Article continues>> "We are delighted that Chris has accepted the post of full time manager. He has done a terrific job this season and we wish him every success for the rest of this season and beyond. He will continue to receive our full backing and support." And Chris Hughton added: "It is a very proud day for me to be named as the manager of this magnificent football club. I thank Mike and Derek for their support and will be doing everything in my power to get the Club back into the Premier League at the first time of asking. "Having the unequivocal backing of the players has helped me enormously and I would also like to thank Colin Calderwood, Paul Barron and the rest of the backroom staff who have never been anything but tremendously supportive to me this season." Whilst confirming these two matters, Newcastle United now aims to move forward on and off the pitch. The Club aims to maximise its commercial revenues; this includes renegotiating its Club sponsor and kit deal, which expire at the end of this season, as well as welcoming offers for the stadium naming rights for next season. from .co.uk