paddy

big nose just spunked in his pants!!

do people still have birthdays at that age?? only kiddin have a cracking day

saw him play for the bairns v derby, set a goal up with a miskick, if you stand them side by side you cannot tell the difference, big lankey streaks of piss,

Can you PM me her number mate. TIA. so you can send a pic of your cock dont do it wyki

look out for the bone china plate offer in Sundays NOTW

Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This dude speaks a lot of sense, which is strange coming from an American. GO USA! just read that and yes i agree,

he is taking matters into his own hands

my dads is fooked, where is best / cheapest online to buy stuff??

thats one classy bird

naaa Liverpool is the fooking midlands

just skimmed through that and all i can say is.........nice one Daniel. he is open and honest, a hell of a lot more than we get from our lot

and who in their right mind would stick a lass steward in front of an away end at a derby match FFS

is the inbred horseshagging cnut in the middle skipping!!!

££££££££££ if he gets sacked then spuds will pay him off like oneday, moneygrabbing bosseyed twat (harry not you!!)

were you in the same geography set as Jade??

so i guess Fwank Lampard will not be kissing the badge again then, or will it not count because HES A FUCKING COCKNEY the press fuck me right off, every one of them!! can you remember the shite they gave Cantona when he came back? he got it for a couple of weeks and then nothing

good point that "It's got no place in life, it's a disgrace. People chant filth, it's nothing to do with football. There is a difference between banter and abuse. What happened to Sol really crossed the line "We're talking about awful abuse, some of this stuff is racist - it's everything. It's wrong and has no place in football. "How do you do that in front of your kids? What kind of a nutter must you be? What kind of human being must you be when you take your little kids to football and shout filth? It can't be right. - Harry Redknapp's reaction to Spurs fans.

was he not having a pop at the spuds fans last week for having a go at Sol!!!

fuck fuck fuck, as jimbo says this is bad news for us

the lad is in a state, and twats like you are not helping so if you have nothing decent to say then why not fuck off

FFS

Don't be a prick Gemmill, Tom's alright. Why don't go and sleep it off eh? You're just coming across as a bitter old fuckwit. Thanks for the advice, Danny. I mean, there's pretty much no one on here whose opinion I value more highly than yours. Yeah nice one. However it seems to me that you are being pretty snidey underhand to someone who is ten years your junior. Were you hoping to become a TT admin? Is that why your sig is what it is? Is that why you are so bitter? Rumbled. And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for the cockney ringpiece. I don't even know what my sig is btw, I have them hidden. definitely time to hit the sack. It won't seem so bad in the morning. Ok night night then. I hope you're right. Post and let us know, eh. I'm embarrassed for my team. FYP

if kissing a badge costs a game, spurs must be knocking the back end out of theirs!!!!