paddy

attack attack attack attack DEFEND!!!!

no punchline mate, i almost pissed myself laughing, they were deadly serious too, and no, they did not know i was a toon fan! like the two blokes off Harry Enfield i said henry NO, I respect you as a footballer but dont dont go to them!

i was in a pub in Sale yesterday and i overheard these two Man utd fans talking about a 'big coup for keegan', so i decided to eaves drop a little longer and they came up with the shite that Henry will be at Newcastle by the end of the week, on loan and if we stay up he will sign a 4 year contract i must admit it raised a smile

FUCK OFF SAM done

the episode when the child goes missing and turns up safe close to the family home

link does not work jimbo, needs account details

because he's fucking 3 years old cuntface ps cheers jimbo

Being a tad cheeky but could someone pm a link to the highlights from last nights game, i was there with my young'un and he wants to see if he is on tele!!!! cheers ps i dont do paying!

nice one jimbo, that right hand at 5.15 OWCH!

and http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/northeast/sites...ers_200x135.jpg

no one posted a new pic so try this one link

TBF I'm with them on this one, the police should have been dragged over the coals on this one.... The fact that Jo and her Dad should have been bang in the middle of the leppings lane end when this happened is inconsequential but it did bring the whole thing alarmingly to mind. Innocent people died because the police fucked up - I'd sure as hell be pissed if it was NUFC.

Check your PM you sir, are a legend

old biddies that push a trolly round Asda then leave it in the middle of the asle and walk around to get what they need and old twats using the self service checkout, they CANNOT FUCKING DO IT!!!!

I sky +'d this last week and have finally sat down to watch it...........WOW, i know Jimbo is a huge fan and i can see why, great program, where is the best place to get the torrents for S1? is S2 out yet?

like it says I want a Wii, seen one 179 in argos might be getting it, what games are worth buying, what can be done to the console. please share your thoughts

move to the states

happy birthday

Jimbos boat dont take much floating

seasons greetings sorry i mean happy birthday

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