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Tottenham are set to complete a £16.25m double move for Rangers full-back Alan Hutton and Newcastle centre-back Jonathan Woodgate. (Various) Spurs have also agreed a £9.3m fee for Juventus midfielder Tiago, but may lose out to Atletico Madrid. (The Sun) White Hart Lane boss Juande Ramos also hopes to sign Hertha Berlin left-back Gilberto. (Various) Middlesbrough are in talks with Brazil striker Afonso Alves after agreeing a fee in excess of £12m with his club Heerenveen. (Various) Bolton manager Gary Megson also wants to sign Barcelona's former Chelsea striker Eidur Gudjohnsen. (Mirror) Fulham are set to sign West Brom defender Neil Clement on loan for the rest of the season. (The Sun) Aston Villa's 22-year-old defender Gary Cahill is on his way to Bolton in a £4.5m deal. (Various) Birmingham manager Alex McLeish is on the trail of Schalke 04's Danish winger Peter Lovenkrands. (Mirror) Manchester City's unsettled Greece international striker Georgios Samaras is a target for Rangers manager Walter Smith. (Mirror) Aston Villa will sign Tottenham misfit Wayne Routledge, but will lose defender Olof Mellberg to Juventus at the end of the season. (Mirror) West Brom are close to agreeing a loan deal for Viktoria Plzen goalkeeper Michal Danek. (The Sun) Coventry are on the verge of finalising a deal for Walsall Daniel Fox, who will cost about £400,000. (Various) Nottingham Forest boss Colin Calderwood is interested in signing Leicester striker Matty Fryatt. (Mirror) Tranmere boss Ronnie Moore is hoping to keep Bristol City's teenager winger Jennison Myrie-Williams on loan until the end of the season. (Mirror) Crystal Palace winger Mark Kennedy is set to move to MK Dons. (The Sun) Walsall manager Richard Money wants to turn Michael Ricketts' loan deal into a permanent move. (Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP England boss Fabio Capello is believed to be having serious doubts whether to include David Beckham in the squad to face Swizerland. Beckham is hoping to win his 100th cap by playing in the match. (Various) Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann will make his farewell appearance for the Gunners in the FA Cup final, if they get there, as manager Arsene Wenger has promised him he will be selected for that competition. (Mirror) AND FINALLY FA Cup heroes Havant & Waterlooville went on a £100,000 bender after their 5-2 defeat at Anfield on Saturday, with Liverpool picking up the tab for the part-time footballers' night of celebrations. (Star) West Ham may soon be able to boast having one of the most powerful fans in the world as has emerged that US Presidential candidate Barack Obama has been a follower of the Hammers ever since a visit to London five years ago. (The Sun)

Abdouli Beckham, 5th cousin of Davids uncle

are yow looking at my tits

x1 x1 < +1 Mathstastic! To be fair like, Asprilla's right. x 1 with not increase the number of agreements. 1 x 1 =1 so if 2 people have already agreed the agreement count is 2. With me so far? Therefore: If someone adds x1 to a post indicating their agreement with the aforementioned post, 2 x 1 = 2. So the agreement count does not increase. However: If someone adds +1 to a post indicating their agreement with the aforementioned post, 2+1 = 3 and thus the agreement count has increased. Just thought I'd clear that up so was it x1 or +1

for christ sake he has 3 1/2 years left, why not leave it till the end of the season and look at the situation then

look what he done to Wigwam at the end of the season, seems a mercenary (sp!!)

these people get paid a lot of money for writing shite like this, its unberfuckingleivable

soz mate its from the Sun

source Daily Mail

x1

hands up who thought gemmill would have the first word............................................

sounds like a cock

condolences mate, it may sound stupid now but it will get easier

lets hope he's not too shy shy

goooooood mornin!

aye she's canny

she gonna kick your butt

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is considering sending Theo Walcott, who cost the club £12m as a 16-year-old, out on loan as the forward's struggles at the Emirates continue. (The Sun, Daily Mail) Tottenham are set to complete the signing of Juventus midfielder Tiago Mendes this week, with Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing and Rangers right-back Alan Hutton to follow. (Daily Mail) Manchester City have targeted Sevilla's £9m-rated Brazilian striker Luis Fabiano after failing to land Bayern Munich frontman Lucas Podolski (Daily Mail) Although City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson could look to Real Zaragoza frontman Diego Milito instead. (The Times) Wigan hope to beat Fulham to the signing of Watford striker Marlon King with talks between the player and the London club continuing to stall. (Daily Mail) Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan hopes to make Middlesbrough centre-half Jonathan Woodgate his first signing, warding off interest from Tottenham in the process. (Various) Keegan is also keen on Dynamo Zagreb's £15m-rated Croatia international midfielder Luka Modric. (The Sun) As well as Lazio forward Goran Pandev, who claims Newcastle have launched a bid for him. (The Times) While Boro boss Gareth Southgate could use the money received for Woodgate to launch a £13m bid to sign AZ Alkmaar striker Afonso Alves. (The Sun, The Times) Middlesbrough are also interested in out-of-favour Tottenham keeper Paul Robinson, with Blackburn Rovers and Everton also keeping tabs on the player. (The Times) Sunderland have made a third and final offer of £5m for Reading midfielder Stephen Hunt. (The Times) Leicester manager Ian Holloway has been told he must pay £2m if he is to sign David Norris from former club Plymouth. (Daily Star) Watford boss Adrian Boothroyd wants to sign Fulham striker Collins John on loan for the rest of the season. (Guardian) Bristol City hope to complete the £750,000 signing of Celtic striker Derek Riordan in the next 24 hours. (Guardian) West Brom and Watford are battling it out to sign Sheffield Wednesday midfielder Glenn Whelan. (Daily Star) QPR will make a bid for out-of-favour Aston Villa keeper Thomas Sorensen after shelving plans to sign Dutchman Stefan Postma. (Various) Leeds' offer of £250,000 for forward Jason Puncheon has been turned down by Barnet. (The Times) OTHER GOSSIP Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov has pledged to stay at the club until at least the summer, claiming their victory over Arsenal on Tuesday proved they can break into the Premier League's "Big Four". (Various) Wigan manager Steve Bruce will hold "heart-to-heart" talks with error-prone defender Titus Bramble before deciding whether to risk him in Saturday's FA Cup tie at Chelsea. (The Sun, The Times) Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan is pressing ahead with plans to play Joey Barton in Saturday's FA Cup fourth-round match against Arsenal, even though the midfielder has to be back at Champneys Health Spa in Hampshire - where he is receiving help for problems with alcohol - before 1900 GMT. (Daily Star) Southampton fans would welcome Glenn Hoddle back to the club as manager, as long as he apologises for quitting the Saints for Tottenham in 2001. (Daily Star) However, Southampton could opt instead for former Fulham and Real Sociedad manager Chris Coleman instead, with George Burley set to take over as the new Scotland boss. (Daily Mail) Back to top AND FINALLY Tottenham sporting director Damien Comolli has apologised to Arsene Wenger after the Arsenal manager was sprayed with champagne by Spurs players during his post-match interviews following Tuesday's Carling Cup semi-final. Assistant Spurs manager Gus Poyet is believed to have been the intended target for Jermain Defoe and two other players. (Various) Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has accused Liverpool's owners of lacking "class" in revealing they approached Jurgen Klinsmann over succeeding Rafael Benitez as manager at Anfield. (Various) And the Scot believes the situation will not only impede the Reds' hopes of making new signings, but has already cost them the title this season. (Various) Thomas Bendtner, father and agent to Arsenal striker Nicklas, has hit out at Emmanuel Adebayor following the Togo striker's clash with his son against Spurs on Tuesday, saying: "It's sad that he doesn't take his head with him onto the field." (Various) Penalty kings Bristol Rovers have offered to share their spot-kick expertise with the country after dispatching Crystal Palace, Leyton Orient and Fulham in shoot-outs this season. (Daily Express)

Jonathan Woodgate is being lined up for a sensational return to Newcastle United Football Club. The England international enjoyed a fine eighteen month spell at St James Park before moving to Real Madrid for £14million in August 2004, yet his time in Spain was blighted by a series of injuries. Woodgate actually rejected the chance to return to the Magpies when he came back to England, instead opting for his hometown club Middlesbrough who forked out £7million to take him to the Riverside Stadium. And in a move that would stun and dismay the Boro faithful, it now appears that the 27-year-old is on the brink of joining Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle revolution, with a fee of £9million being thrashed out between the clubs. Reports claim Woodgate met United officials in the past 48 hours, and the move could even be tied up for the weekend FA Cup clash at Arsenal – in which he would be eligible to play after missing Boro’s third round tie at Bristol City.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article717123.ece

1. got a banging headache 2. need a kip 3. cannot be arsed to get up and get something for 1 or do 2 4. am slowly getting into facebook 5. vowed never to use face book