Sonatine

Sells his naff range of clobber in Sports Direct iirc....

Probably needs a few lines of blow to keep him awake when he's doing those nine jobs or whatever he has now

Been on the cowies all night by the looks of it

Bas Dost? More chance of signing the fucking submarine from Das Boot.

I like the cut of her jib

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/08/police-chelsea-sexual-assault-racist-chants-train Strange that it's almost always Chelsea fans that are up to no good....

Thick as mince that lad, still hard to believe he had a career here for 13 year or something

Season ticket renewal time coming around soon I guess....

Supposedly being the operative word, I think.

Pretty sure he's also not allowed to sign players over the age of 28 too, if you can get your head around that

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As I read somewhere, they're the kind of people you'd avoid if you had to drink at Wetherspoons

And there's still loads of daft twats that say Rafa should stop moaning, thick cunts

So many loons it's hard to keep track of them all

But Pards was English though, and looking at Leazes (guessing its the same loon who used to post on here) timeline on twitter I get the impression that makes a big difference...

Thought you lived in Boldon

Think that's been the aim all season, from Fat Mike anyway.

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