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Brooker tackles the story

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This thread says to me that on the contrary, some regulars need to take a long hard look at themselves and use the functionality that has been provided to them precisely for situations such as this. The 'ignore' function is not something we added just for the hell of it - it's there for a purpose. The 'poxy 2 week ban' may have ensured that no posts by the username 'DannyB' were made, but the bloke who logs on as him was still here. Do you get my drift? Jesus I feel like I just got bollocked by the IT bloke at work. I bet this is what you're like when people at your place have computer bother. Complete with air quotation marks. "Have you tried rebooting ?" How exactly would you have whipped him into shape then? http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=551986 tbh

Is your lass a bin dipper like? Aye... and a proper one too (i.e. comes from the city). Only a proper one if she wears her 'jamas in Asda Greatest fans in the world, you'll never walk alone, the Kop, massive flags, every fan brings a scarf blah blah blah.... Boo the team as they go top of the league and chant "you don't know what you're doing!" at the manager that won them the European cup for the first time in 21 years.

Is your lass a bin dipper like?

Of course they did, they are behind it. Fastwalker. ∆ "To reveal to the world's people that Creator God Aton of Light also has a Plan 2000. God Aton and His Forces of Light will not do it for us but will work with us, as we responsibly confront evil in our day and change the "ending of the play."

There's a definite pattern developing. Do one for me J69, what are they going to say that hasn't already been said??? Level headed poster, who never over reacts Stevie, if there is one person on this whole board who is deluded its got to be you. I dont know who the fuck decided you are the voice of the fans but if you got down off your high horse for one fucking second, stopped accusing everyone of being boring, not being themselves, being gay for not drinking, not being worthy of attending games, unpatriotic for not supporting the BNP blah blah fucking blah, you would see that you are far and away the biggest waste of space, bigoted, unfunny, boring, unoriginal fat thick as pig shit fucker this board has ever seen. Id be fucking embarrassed with that fuckign self appraisal you gave yourself, careful you dont fall off that pedastal or you could do yourself an injury Danny is my fav'rite poster tbh. Always good for a laugh.

Looking forward to the January sales. Ashley won't let us down again.

I don't think I've ever trusted a Newcastle chairman. Ashley's only done one thing to really impress me since he arrived, and he undid that dramatically when he told Keegan to fuck off. Having said that, I'm open to being impressed by something in January. It's a sensible approach by the NUSC, strange they're getting it right now the online payments are up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7760684.stm Shouldn't that be up to the Jury?

Danny's wearing this today

Sight and Sound Top Ten of 2008 1. Hunger 2. There Will Be Blood 3. Wall-E 4. Gomorrah 5. A Christmas Tale 6. The Class 7. Of Time and the City 8. Happy Go-Lucky 9. The Headless Woman 10. Let The Right One In

People who've bought The Killers, Rhydian, Leona Lewis, Pink, Girls Aloud, Sterephonics, some Priests and Il Divo?

Bitter Moon - The Long Good Friday - quality

Sex and Lucia - Classy porn as recommended by Alex. Late Spring - A widower convinces his daughter to Marry. Magnificently simple character study. The Color Purple - Spielberg pulls the heart strings as he does best.

I reckon we could've nicked it anyway. A few chances late on.

Sheffield United

Never saw the first half, did Owen get a touch. I think he's had one this half.

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Chris Rock on Ch4 Funny funny fella "We got ass water"

Nostradamus. Things change and at that time a sale did look like a possibility. Things progress. Your opinion faster than most things apparently.

Oh, and here's where you said Ashley would sell and we could attract better than Kinnear.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry528452 and denied Kinnear would be made permanent because of the sale going through... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry529346 Shall I keep looking?

Aye, you know what you're talking about like.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry507966 I was unaware that Levy had written a clause in his contract based on league position. That was very shrewd and unconventional and allowed for the switch. Of course you could trawl through my post history and pull out the odd thing but generally I am spot on. I thought you asked Tom to trawl through your post history and p[oint out where you've been wrong though. You want it both ways on that now too? Here's where you said Ashley's influence is "bad news" in the past btw.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=473405 Here's where you said Owen was away to Man U in the summer... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry479056 Seems to me that if you're right on occasion, it's simply down to the volume of bullshit you write. How do you now the man utd thing wasnt true? Just passing on what I heard. The first one was me trying to please as I had only been here five mins. You'll have to let us know when you're actually giving your opinion and when you're making stuff up to appease us, you can see the confusion it causes.