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Quoting Bush? Not cool Renton. Not cool.

Of course, if your being satirical you can say what you want. The Jihadist mullahs should do a podcast and hoy it on Itunes labelled as comedy.

Alan fucking Partridge or what?

It's decent, gotta put your card details in to access it though. Already got an Itunes account so that's no problem. It's taking bloody ages to gather info on my library. When I add albums do I need to gather info again?

Anyone had a whack of the Genius playlists? Worth a go?

I'd say it does. A gig in the union 99% full is invariably better than one in the Arena 40% full.

Even with the Smogs increase we still beat them. In pure numbers as well as percentage of the stadium filled. The Mackems too. http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/PR/attend.html Of course Spurs shame us all with their rinky dinky little tin pot stadium.

no, I'm not. I'm just saying that, its now only a matter of time, as things stand. You do see this don't you ? But even if they did, so what? those areas where they would gain power would be those with a vast majority of Muslims therefore why not have a councillor that understands them? Plus, my understanding of the Islamic party is that they promote integration rather than acting insular. Maybe they wil have more luck in getting those that currently dont attempt to fit in. what would life be like in those areas with a vast majority of muslims, for non - muslims ? An integrated, happy community ? Would it hell. They may be promoting integratation on the surface but is it working, will it work, are they really promoting it ? This is the point PP. The community may well represent the population of the country, but that ends up being a muslim community, totally intolerant of anyone else, starting off in Leicester, then Bradford, the burnley, then Luton ....... etc etc Is this desirable ? Do you think so ? If you are taking the view that its a natural process and you won't be alive when it happens, or you'll be too old to care, then fine, thats your prerogative. But thats admitting its going to happen. Personally I think a divided Britain isn't desirable at all in any shape or form. Take some of your points on board there Leazes, but just to play devil's advocate can't you equally say this about non-muslim/'white' councils? They promote it but it doesnt happen, which ultimately is as much a failing of the non-muslims as it is the muslims. But I'm guessing (without having a go at you and perhaps wrongly) you're less concerned about it as long as it remains that way round? There will be an Islamic party MP sitting in Westminster within 20 years. Soon after Labour will fragment itself to destruction as line are drawn. Apparently the UK is the only country in the non-Islamic western world that even has an Islamic political party... http://www.islamicparty.com/ Would you Adam and Eve it. Defunct since 2006. Alright man, nae need to give me the finger. I was just saying.

no, I'm not. I'm just saying that, its now only a matter of time, as things stand. You do see this don't you ? But even if they did, so what? those areas where they would gain power would be those with a vast majority of Muslims therefore why not have a councillor that understands them? Plus, my understanding of the Islamic party is that they promote integration rather than acting insular. Maybe they wil have more luck in getting those that currently dont attempt to fit in. what would life be like in those areas with a vast majority of muslims, for non - muslims ? An integrated, happy community ? Would it hell. They may be promoting integratation on the surface but is it working, will it work, are they really promoting it ? This is the point PP. The community may well represent the population of the country, but that ends up being a muslim community, totally intolerant of anyone else, starting off in Leicester, then Bradford, the burnley, then Luton ....... etc etc Is this desirable ? Do you think so ? If you are taking the view that its a natural process and you won't be alive when it happens, or you'll be too old to care, then fine, thats your prerogative. But thats admitting its going to happen. Personally I think a divided Britain isn't desirable at all in any shape or form. Take some of your points on board there Leazes, but just to play devil's advocate can't you equally say this about non-muslim/'white' councils? They promote it but it doesnt happen, which ultimately is as much a failing of the non-muslims as it is the muslims. But I'm guessing (without having a go at you and perhaps wrongly) you're less concerned about it as long as it remains that way round? There will be an Islamic party MP sitting in Westminster within 20 years. Soon after Labour will fragment itself to destruction as line are drawn. Apparently the UK is the only country in the non-Islamic western world that even has an Islamic political party... http://www.islamicparty.com/ Would you Adam and Eve it.

If only the laws hadn't been changed to make it all entirely legal.

If it was the fifties I might have known the names of some of the (many) people living within 500 yards of me.

No, but I've been to the Uffizi. La-di-fucking-dah. He visits there. Bit rich for local gangsters to have themselves painted into the birth of christ like .

Anyone watch "The Ascent of Money" on More4 last night. Interesting look at the negativity towards Jews descended from the times of Jewish money lenders. From Shylock's pound of flesh to the loan sharks of Glasgow, from the 'promises to pay' on Babylonian clay tablets to the Medici banking system, Professor Ferguson explains the origins of credit and debt and why credit networks are indispensable to any civilisation. http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites...s/episodes.html Repeated C4 Monday 24 Nov 8.00PM

Has it though? Would you really prefer to live in the 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's than the 00's? We may be on the verge of recession but quality of life for the vast majority of people in the country is fantastic compared to what it has been in the past. We're hardly turning into a third world country. Are you not mistaking quality of life with standard of living? I'd much rather be in the 60s! Rose-tinted nostalgia for a time you never knew imo. I'd imagine it was pretty grim in comparison to now. The Notting Hill race riots certainly had a better class of racist. Not your namby pamby modern BNPer.

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Which is the single? I like There Was a Time.

http://www.myspace.com/gunsnroses 4 stars at rolling stone The first Guns n' Roses album of new, original songs since the first Bush administration is a great, audacious, unhinged and uncompromising hard-rock record. 3 and a half at Spin An outrageously overblown pop-metal extravaganza, Chinese Democracy feels like a perfect epitaph for all the absurdity and nonsense of the George W. Bush era -- one final blowout before Principal Obama takes our idiocy away. The music toggles between two primary modes: grinding industrial rock and keys-and-strings balladry. (Imagine Rammstein covering Wings, basically.) Yet to that blueprint Rose and his battalion of musicians (including no fewer than five guitarists) append every trick new money can buy: hip-hop beats, Middle Eastern–influenced riffs, space-cowboy atmospherics, and, of course, Rose's still-astounding vocals, often multitracked into a paranoid boys chorus. A- from AVclub I find myself impressed by how close Chinese Democracy comes to fulfilling the absurdly impossible expectation it self-generated, and I not-so-secretly wish this had been a triple album. I've maintained a decent living by making easy jokes about Axl Rose for the past ten years, but what's the final truth? The final truth is this: He makes the best songs. Who'd have thought Axl could ever pull it off?

Why on earth did you get that done? Must've been worried in case he had the rogue mackem gene given his location. For more ammo for you (though no Mackem) - it also made me do a bit of genealogy which showed I have roots 3 or 4 generations ago in Cumbria and Berwick (as well as solid Shields and Jarra) - I presume you can prove centuries in Newcastle. Stevie only has Geordie Genes. Tha specially tight around the arse.

I'm pessimistic this week. Draw.

Ironic surname for a wee fella.

I must try and watch that at some point. I like him and it's meant to be excellent. Actually knew about the bit you mention like and it's the reason you have films like 'Chinatown' I heard about it from The Big Lebowski... Anyway, it started up again this week, you've got 7 days to catch the first episode on Iplayer. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00dygkw

I enjoyed the last episode of Schama's series on America that concentrated on immigration. How the Chinese built the railroad and that.

I did not know that.

I disagree with western military presence in the middle east and the unwavering support of Israel at the expense of Palestinians. Seems the organisation that best represents my views is Al Quaeda. Pathetic, I suggest you do a bit of reseach. On what? Start with the lib dems and work away from there. Your point being the one I was making? That there's actually a less extreme alternative?