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I wonder if Mohamed Aboutrika is interested in a big pay day. Nominated again this year. How come he's still not in Europe?

I don't think they ever met, but the bold bit is particularly . Why didn't they pop a cap in one anothers ass? Same side innit. Stalin and Hitler? During Stalingrad? Are you thinking of some other Hitler? A Russian one? Vladimir Hitler or summat.

Asking for a curry pie one half time only to be told they'd stopped doing them. I could have punched the fucker in the ear.

true dat

"ooh what a lovely firm arse"

I remember people said this last year. and the year before that. and the year before that. and that. The last person to "wade in" in January was Souness in 2005, and we ended up with Babayaro, Boumsong and Faye. Keep your powder dry Mike.

I don't think they ever met, but the bold bit is particularly . Why didn't they pop a cap in one anothers ass?

...and thanks

That's the beggar, Marty bloody Caine. "Press your buttons... NOW!" I think Bob said Opportunity Knocks.

2 things What was that talent show on tv called where Spaghetti Junction measured the applause to see who got through? What was the woman called that presented it who died.

Spot on. By the way, does anyone actually enjoy going to the match anymore? I mean, I don't watch any football on the telly anymore and home games are like some form of sick torture. Not just cos we're shit either. Take Wigan as an example - their play-acting yesterday. There's just fuck all enjoyable about watching a bunch of grown men carry on like that. Football has gone completely to shit imo. I still love it. But then, I'm normally quite inebriated.

My dancing shoes aren't as loose as they should be after a loss.

You can't shoot from left back.

We be the crew Guess who The J U R A SS I C Where? In the place to be It don't stop We got the rhythm that makes your fingers snap crackle pop pop fizz fizz Jurassic 5 - Jayou

Jimmy Smith - Root Down (And Get It)

I was going to say this was the original and the best, but I've got the Paul Nice Mix of the Jay Z version on now and it's a bit class.

J Dilla - Geek Down Ft. Busta Rhymes Love that fucking Kazzoo

ICE T - 99 Problems

Happy Birthday Mr Bass. Whoever you may be.

Isn't it regarded as one of the most poorly mixed albums there's ever been? Or was that At War With The Mystics? It was the latter. For example.... http://www.stylusmagazine.com/articles/wee...und-forever.htm

Isn't it regarded as one of the most poorly mixed albums there's ever been? Or was that At War With The Mystics?

Arrested in the Toon http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7730112.stm Should get a ten stretch in chokey for those embarrasing quotes. Met her at a beauty salon With a baby Louis Vuitton Under her underarm She said I can tell you ROC I can tell by your charm Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by your charm and your arm seminal

Oh, aye. You’re all right with that, like, because it’s a race of people, and it’s a food. Lost me.

Where's anyone complained? Write a fucking letter and put it under your pillow, in the morning your piece of white shit (ipod) will be magically replaced by a gun. Put gun to head. Clearly your time of the month. It's black.