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Is this a case of Leeds have stalled a bit and Spurs have done well since he went there or have you genuinely heard that was the case because it seems like a classic case of 2+2=5. Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc

When you're in a partnership with Poyet and he's the brains you know you're in trouble.

Just replace the whole first line with "Wank your dog off Keane"

I know an 'A' level in burger bar management would be a step up for you Nicos. It's always been the dream.

Madness? Training staff in their job? It's insane like.

Never realised you were a Mackem Ya burnt.

Even a broken clock... Is aesthetically pleasing?

I'm sure he'll just be an assistant....and a good one. Otherwise I agree completely with the sentiment, Dennis Wise isn't the sort you want overseeing all aspects of the football side of things other than than one to one work with players.

I predicted this weeks ago. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=423548

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis. IMO I don't think these are at all very winnable games. You don't think it's very possible to beat a team we've already beaten once this season under Allardyce's negative tactics? I don't think away to West Ham and Birmingham are very winnable games no. Just because we don't have a Fabregas in the middle of the park, it doesn't make the shit teams any better. I reckon we'll be the bookies favourites for the majority of those games.

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis. IMO I don't think these are at all very winnable games. You don't think it's very possible to beat a team we've already beaten once this season under Allardyce's negative tactics?

When you take out all the very winnable games, then the fixtures can look daunting, but put back in the Boro, Fulham, Blackburn, Birmingham Reading, Mackems, West Ham and Portsmouth games we've got coming too and it's not really that much of a crisis.

I find that a very strange comment coming from you. Not sure what you're babbling about KK is trying to get players in and the club has tried so far to get 2 players in to my knowledge Diarra and Woodgate. Maybe the club is making rash choices ?? Our last convincing win was beating Spurs back in the middle of Oct and they hit the post twice iirc. Knowing how KK is I imagine he won't be happy to just write the season off as you seem keen to do....But yes your forte is film talk after all. Coming from me?? Not sure what you're babbling about really. The club/Keegan have made approaches and been knocked back by a couple of targets, but you're still running around screaming "BUY! BUY! BUY! ". It'd be nice if they'd said yes, but we don't need to buy someone else for the sake of spending. If we keep lowering our standards (talent wise) and increasing our spending, we'll end up like the Mackems. If other quality targets become available, champion, go for it. But I'll not worry if nowt happens in the next 3 days.

How long is this operation which is now taking on biblical proportions expected to take? Will KK in the dead of night be peeking in their windows to check on their diet? Keegan's into his 2nd week of management and he hasn't signed anyone yet. Is it a disaster (possibly biblical?) Maybe. Who knows? He might just be doing it on purpose to wind up people needing instant answers. For quick relief you could always buy a wank mag. Perhaps if we didn't want to buy untill the summer it might have been wiser to leave SA in charge and have a more 'thoughtful' and considered changeover. If it is the case that we can't buy cause a there is a new man in charge and as I said earlier the real re-shaping will begin in summer why did KK say he needed 3 players? Perhaps he needs a wank as well...Or perhaps he already realises the problems with the squad and the tricky fixture list. Clubs look at players continually and it is ongoing through various channels it is ludicurous in the extreme that KK won't have been advised on the players we have been tracking. One think is for sure if we lose a few more games and things start to look tricky and we didn't try and buy one or two players YOU and KK are going to start looking mighty silly. Football these days is ongoing and speculative in a very competitive market place for attracting players no team has the luxury to sit around and wait for 'the summer' or 'the window' anymore. Try thinking it don't hurt. You seem desperate for the club to spend money though you give the club nowt. You got a Warren Barton tattoo and name your bairn Faustino too? You sack Sam and get a new man in now so he can make a judgement on the players he's got this season, and make changes over the summer. Rather than making rash choices without seeing a single performance and fucking up another season a la Allardyce. Keegan said he'd possibly bring in 2 or 3 players. If those he wanted won't come, don't take it as a contractual obligation that he still has to fill those spots with someone just so you have something to chat about on here. That's another thing Allardyce had to do and the vast majority of his signings have been hammered as abject failures.

I'm pretty sure I got a lap dance off her in the officers deck last week. You can write a four page review of the worst film in living history but that's the best you can do for darling Nikki after she shaked her booty for your little one eyed man and that's the best you can do!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have scant recollection I'm afraid as I was somewhat inebriated.

So training lasted 5 seconds? Toon insider = Nigel Pearson

I wouldn't bother with short term worries like that. We aren't getting into Europe or anything this year, it needs cool heads, not rushing to pay more than you think is right for players you don't think are good enough, just to have someone to parade around. Remember last time? We lost 5 in a row shortly after his arrival, his enthusiasm isn't enough to single handedly turn a season round completely, but a summer of rebuilding later and we started with 15 unbeaten.

I'm pretty sure I got a lap dance off her in the officers deck last week.

Woman with worst haircut ever sits behind man in a shit hat....and gets stared at by bemused steward.

I'd like to think if he can't get who he wants in the window (which it seems he can't), he'll hod his horses til summer.

Always has.

I thought Keegan had come clean about those lay by shenanigans when I saw the thred title.

Commando

What are you fucking 9? Could you put a comma somewhere, because that sentence could be construed 2 ways.

Can't see why it's viewed as such a turkey. Fantastically good fun I thought. You can't get better than a Dennis Hopper baddy. Can anyone else smoke a tab on screen as well as he can? Buckets of ridiculous moments, but I thought it never took itself at all seriously so (like Charlies Angels or Spy Kids) you can forgive it any unbelievable set pieces because it winks at you as it does it. Kevin Costner seemed to be taking it serious though, but as he was the only one, it just made it funnier. Roll on part 2 I say.