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I'd be happier than the day we got 'proven' Allardyce or Souness.

I'm gutted.

As self-effacing as Allardyce and as insightful as Souness.

2007 was altogether abysmal. One bright spot was gaining a nephew. Hopefully 2008 will invert it and I'll only have one thing to be pissed off about.

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I wrote this for N-O in October, during our "best start in 10 years". Some of it's out of date, but the main premise (that Allardyce has always been a hack) still stands...

Interesting. We got 3 points from Fulham away this year though btw. Of course you could also interpret that as having turned the corner. 8 points from the last 5 teams played...who we only took 5 off last season.

and there was me, foolish enough to expect some progress. We've progressed in that we're higher than we were last season. I still can't see how we're any worse though.

Same amount of points as we got from Wigan last season. not unacceptable afaic.

look at that.. liverpool drawing with derby. Sack Benitez!!! omg lolz11111

so if they hadn't scored I guess you wouldn't have bumped this? tit!

That's some Freudian shit right there HF.

I don't remember ever believing in Santa. Or the tooth fairy. I distinctly remember doing my utmost to look excited by the gifts I received and thinking I might be over-egging it. 25 years on my mam still marvels at how hyper I'd get. Can't bare to tell her it was just for her benefit.

His name wasn't Christ was it?

Monsters INC pisses on it in my opinion. The Pixar quality-o-meter goes... Toy Story 2 Toy Story The Incredibles Ratatouille Monsters Inc Finding Nemo Cars A Bug's Life

rug kettle toaster 2 canvases (I once tried to paint a picture) towels a box of tabs (I gave up 3 weeks ago) toiletries cash Having sent this link to people months ago my incredulity is vast.

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We've played Derby twice which means we have 2 games left with a max of 11 - be still my beating heart. (One of which on current standings is a derby which is more unpredictable than a "normal" game against a shit team). It'll be an improvement, that's all I ask. You're like a Big Brother contestant that wants fame without any of the work.

Last year we got 8 points from 18 off the bottom 3. We're half way through the season and we've took 5 off the 3 that replaced them already. It's not like he's dragging us down to a new low.

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Who will be sacked by 2008?

Villa have Chelsea next so it's not inconceivable we go equal 8th on Wednesday. Portsmouth have Arsenal too so we could be within a point of seventh. But we've got a striker on the right wing. Unacceptable.

What was going on with him when the whole team were screaming at him to come in for a free kick and he insisted on sitting out on the wing? Did he seriously just not see/hear them?

Thought we did a lot of attacking first half. Seemed to me like he gave them a bollocking at half time for conceding one and we came out a more cautious side. Which was the opposite of what was required.