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  1. Do you see what happens, Ewerk? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
  2. Mr. Face draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Gejon Now we got a nice, quiet little community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Gejon. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? Thats a lot of sucking and jerking off Gejon, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron.
  3. Mr. Face draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Gejon Now we got a nice, quiet little community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Gejon. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
  4. I don't think I "got" that film, perhaps I hadn't consumed enough drugs at the time. Shut the fuck up Ewerk. Perhaps I was a little understated with my previous assessment of the film, it's a pile of shite. Obviously you're not a golfer.
  5. I don't think I "got" that film, perhaps I hadn't consumed enough drugs at the time. It's one of those films that falls into the "bought it for £2.99 in an HMV sale because Everyone Should Have Seen It and have left it to gather dust on the shelf ever since" category for me. See also "The Straight Story", "Withnail & I" etc. Are you employed, sir?
  6. I don't think I "got" that film, perhaps I hadn't consumed enough drugs at the time. Shut the fuck up Ewerk.
  7. If we aren't top 4 until at least November 23rd, Allardyce wants sacking Seriously though, (what with the arsenal game being postponed) 13 games at the start of the season without playing any of the top 4, with no European football to sidetrack us or fatigue the players lifts my spirits immensley.
  8. I get mixed up between Alan and Jimmy, but I think Alan is the one I'd like to punch most. Back on topic, Dr and the Medics stayed at our house when they did the Catherine Cookson festival.
  9. Cheers everyone. Nothing to report in the way of celebration. I'm 28 and less inclined to do so. My dad forgot. Disgusting.
  10. The cat was their lucky charm. I've slept on it, and I think it's exactly the opposite. The cat is the harbinger of death. It showed all it's attention to Chrissy's photo, until Paulie relucantly accepted the new patch, when it switched to looking at him. He's as good as dead. His instinct to stay away was right. As soon as he thought he was out, Tony pulled him back in...and the cat switched attention to him.
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    Love my ipod, hate the non-apple endorsed vernacular now associated to it. 'Podcast' was bad enough, as if you couldn't listen to them without one, but now they're doing 'vodcasts' for christs sake.
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    Why would your filenames be different to your track names though?
  13. 1. Just had one of them black red wine poos 2. Posted my season ticket renewal, but not included the cup games direct debit this time. Soopafan status lost forever 3. Going to me mams for a sunday roast. Haven't done it for years and am very excited. 4. I'm slightly more excited about the last ever Sopranos tonight. 5. I'm sick of living in a building site with my bed in my dining room.
  14. The stuff I have been doing for the last 4 years is quite sufficient thank you very much Good idea. Right any suggestions on material for a stand up. Isn't it funny that Coronation Street goes on forever, I thought Titanic was long, but corrie is just taking the piss. Garlic bread. that's a no
  15. 1 Not surprised that Stevie's spouting bollocks again. 2 Wondering if he knows that he's gone off on one with only half the "facts" of the situation. 3 Amazed at the hypocrisy of him calling other people two-faced when that's exactly what he has been. 4 Disappointed because underneath all the parochial bollocks he comes out with I actually thought he might be a good lad. 5 Thinking: "Yeah right, it's not like you've not said that before!!" about his number 5. Ladies can we not go into this on here, the last thing we want is a N-O bitchfest kicking off. Cheers That's EXACTLY what I want.
  16. Might have a fiver on the Mackems to finish bottom at 16-1.
  17. FA Cup - 21 Top 4 - 7.4 Top 6 - 3.3 Wouldn't have thought you'll get odds on the accumulators until the fixtures are out.
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