Happy Face

"Are cable TV and Starbucks worth having two income earners each work an extra eight years for???" There isn't a day goes by I don't look at people at work on less than me who buy 2 x £2+ coffees a day and wonder what makes them value a drink at over £1000 of their take home pay. Barn pots.

That's why he's winning thinnest skinned

Parky had made his mind up before seeing it though, so he had to emphasise the bits that confirmed his prejudice.

Funniest: HMHM & Gemmil Favorite thread: Paul Dummet Best new contributer: Rayvin Nemesis: Toonotl Biggest Miss: Stevie Biggest racist left: Renton Considerably richer than you-est: Chez

Total Poster 20 ewerk 18 Kevin Carr's Gloves 17 Anorthernsoul 17 Happy Face 16 OTF 15 Tom 15 wykikitoon 14 acrossthepond 14 Ant 14 The Fish 13 Dougle 13 Howay 13 StoneColdStephenIreland 13 strawb 12 Rayvin 12 scoobos 11 David Kelly 11 MiddleAgeCool 10 @yourservice 10 barnabox 10 ChezGiven 10 ohhh_yeah 9 Dr Gloom 9 Monkeys Fist 9 rogerbarton 8 Andrew 8 TheGingerQuiff 8 ToonMarshy 8 zico martin 7 Holden McGroin 7 Renton 7 tooner 6 Jintsay 6 Kitman 6 McFaul 5 Christmas Tree 5 gpirlo68 5 jonasjuice 5 SpartaFC 5 trophyshy 4 sammynb 3 247 3 Ausman 2 aimaad22 2 vimalraja

NUFC to Score 2 - wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland, Dr Gloom NUFC to Concede 1 - Anorthernsoul, OTF, acrossthepond, ToonMarshy, David Kelly, ChezGiven

Total Poster 20 ewerk 18 Kevin Carr's Gloves 17 Happy Face 16 Anorthernsoul 15 OTF 15 Tom 14 Ant 14 The Fish 14 wykikitoon 13 acrossthepond 13 Dougle 13 Howay 13 strawb 12 Rayvin 12 scoobos 12 StoneColdStephenIreland 11 MiddleAgeCool 10 @yourservice 10 barnabox 10 David Kelly 10 ohhh_yeah 9 ChezGiven 9 Monkeys Fist 9 rogerbarton 8 Andrew 8 Dr Gloom 8 TheGingerQuiff 8 zico martin 7 Holden McGroin 7 Renton 7 tooner 7 ToonMarshy 6 Jintsay 6 Kitman 6 McFaul 5 Christmas Tree 5 gpirlo68 5 jonasjuice 5 SpartaFC 5 trophyshy 4 sammynb 3 247 3 Ausman 2 aimaad22 2 vimalraja 1 AJack 1 angrysteve 1 arc89 1 Bryn5 1 Geordie1973 1 holycrosser 1 JonGoodwyn 1 Monroe Transfer 1 PaddockLad 1 The Mighty Hog

NUFC TO SCORE 0 - sammynb 1 - aimaad22, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, barnabox, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - Dr Gloom, StoneColdStephenIreland, acrossthepond, The Fish, Ant, Anorthernsoul, LooneyToony 3 - Rayvin, Andrew, zico martin, SpartaFC, OTF, rogerbarton, David Kelly, Kitman, @yourservice 4+ - wykikitoon, Howay, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, strawb, ohhh_yeah, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist NUFC TO CONCEDE 0 - Andrew, wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Howay, aimaad22, OTF, rogerbarton, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, The Fish, strawb, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, Anorthernsoul, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist, LooneyToony 1 - Rayvin, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, SpartaFC, acrossthepond, Ant, David Kelly, barnabox, Kitman, ohhh_yeah, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - sammynb, @yourservice

NUFC TO SCORE 0 - sammynb 1 - aimaad22, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, barnabox, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - Dr Gloom, StoneColdStephenIreland, acrossthepond, The Fish, Ant, Anorthernsoul, LooneyToony 3 - Rayvin, Andrew, zico martin, SpartaFC, OTF, rogerbarton, David Kelly, Kitman, @yourservice 4+ - wykikitoon, Howay, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, strawb, ohhh_yeah, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist NUFC TO CONCEDE 0 - Andrew, wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Howay, aimaad22, OTF, rogerbarton, Happy Face, MiddleAgeCool, The Fish, strawb, ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, Anorthernsoul, scoobos, Tom, Monkeys Fist, LooneyToony 1 - Rayvin, zico martin, StoneColdStephenIreland, SpartaFC, acrossthepond, Ant, David Kelly, barnabox, Kitman, ohhh_yeah, Holden McGroin, Renton 2 - sammynb, @yourservice

why did you leave goals scored/conceded out, when you have them in the data?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T7fzTagEErb7MYb5ASrY5DYoQKHcBA6gMQPhFnNuVs8/edit?usp=sharing

Should have just DM'd you with it tbh. Knew you'd be the only one.

Sounds like a mint lift that man!

So I'm paying her wages to play on Twitter? PRIVATISE!

"Fish has had a good year and always tries his hardest, but needs to concentrate more on his work and less on being a comedian"

Chris or Craig?

We don't have a thread for him! He's live on Periscope right now giving a fascinating interview.. https://www.periscope.tv/PardonSnowden/1vOxwgnXeYLxB# He also did a 50 minute in depth inteview last week that covered every criticism he has faced. Well worth watching... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHkJF5hMDvg

I make my stats too contrived for anyone to be arsed to check the working

And the worst 100

I've done a league of premier league finishes. So, Chelsea top the league with their 95 point winning team of 04/05 that conceded the fewest goals in premier league history (15) Derby 07/08 come in 486th with their paltry 11 points. You can reorder the table by different criteria, look at a summary tab for each teams totals/averages or copy into your own sheet and manipulate as you like. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Nn_H2Hw5fUxhCSva2fEKG3TFPnzBKfqjAwSBOMMl57g/edit#gid=0 These are which clubs have most of the 100 best finishes... A little surprised we're still above Spurs on there.

Prefer not to buy 2 left backs. Fine as cover.

Woah, Mr Bipolar, If we're absolving them we can't condemn them in the next breath.

Good read.. https://www.emptywheel.net/2016/12/12/cia-avoiding-conclusion-putin-hacked-hillary-retaliate-covert-actions/ On Ukraine: The likelihood that Russia targeted the former Secretary of State for a series of covert actions, all impacting key Russian interests, that at least started while she was Secretary of State. Those are: 1. Misleadingly getting the UN to sanction the Libya intervention based off the claim that it was about protecting civilians as opposed to regime change 2. Generating protests targeting Putin in response to 2011 parliamentary elections 3. Sponsoring “moderate rebels” to defeat Bashar al-Assad 4.Removing Viktor Yanukovych to install a pro-NATO government Importantly, the first three of these happened on Hillary’s watch, with her active involvement. And Putin blamed Hillary, personally, for the protests in 2011. Never mind the relative merit of these covert operations. Never mind that Putin has not, yet, released any evidence to support his claim that Hillary (or CIA) supported the 2011 protests targeting him personally; there is no doubt he believes it. During the primary Hillary as much as confirmed that when her diplomats negotiated the UN voted in 2011, they had regime change in mind the whole time. The US has acknowledged its covert operations against Assad in Congressional testimony. And hackers released a call from Victoria Nuland acting like she was in charge of deciding what post-Yanukovych Ukraine would look like. In other words, whatever the merits and evidence behind these four events, there is no doubt Putin sees them as a threat to Russian interests and blames the US for all of them, with merit in at least some of the cases.