Happy Face

This is my concern. The wheels have well and truely fallen off and Hughton is no mechanic. Doesn't help that Ashley has taken most of the wheel nuts and his jack.

I expect 6 points from Scunny/Donny.

Have you read Great Apes. Canny pap.

I keep thinking of this and it's winding me the fuck up. Everything that remains good about this club relies on the fans. Not just the current extraordinary attendances and loyalty it shows. The £20m a season he still collects from ticket sales to real commited fans would have been drastically less if the stadium wasn't expanded a decade ago...an expansion that only got the go-ahead because of a five figure season ticket waiting list. Anyone got a ticket in the box and I'll stab the fat conceited prick in the eye next home game.

This is lush. Seems to be a trend in the whitehouse to come out fighting. The president bitch-slapped the insurers in his address this weekend too.

I voted 'Null' because you're both cunts.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2009/10/16/daily...r-gay-backlash/ And never was it more richly deserved. http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2009/10/18/polic...stephen-gately/

Now then Mike, Mikey boy, mate. How about proving that bold statement? When we were young and naive under your stewardship you made the same statement, that the club would be run properly and you would pump £20m per year in towards the purchase of new players. To date we've yet to see it. Now we are a Championship club, we have slashed the wage bill, cut normal staff by 120 or so, reduced costs left right and centre. Shirts (even the yellow ones) are flying out of the club stores and the gates week in week out are unheard of for this level of football. Yet you still make out that you're pumping the same amount of cash in annually with nothing to show for it, no purchases, no players of any form coming through the doors. I say thats poppycock old boy, its a downright lie in fact. As for Moat, the fact he wants to pay £40m now and £40m at the end of the season not only proves he doesnt have the cash but for me means that hes looking to get the club itself to bankroll half of the purchase. Gillette, Hicks and Glazer come to mind. He put in £20m in his first season....but it was a loan that's still outstanding so fuck knows why he's going on like it was an altruistic act that makes him the staunchest Newcastle fan in the stadium. If he doesn't get it back, it's his fault. Funny to hear him moan about buyers that can't afford it too...when he himself has proven to be a buyer who couldn't afford it. He's spent every minute since arriving complaining about costs and has wound us down to championship running costs just so he can afford to keep hold of us. Fat fuck.

He needs to finish higher than fifth in the last race to avoid the lowest winning total in a decade.

Where has it been reported that the price is down to £80m btw? All I've seen is that he wants £80m up front.

A US intelligence report revealed last week says Afghan fighters aren't generally motivated by religion.... http://www.boston.com/news/world/middleeas...ry_reports_say/

Just been reading a bit more about Atta... http://www.juancole.com/2009/01/al-fakhour...-42-killed.html

Shock, horror, could Ashley be lying?! No, he's said it in the papers so it must be true..... Exactly why I said it is there on record for the other players such as moat to ca his bluff. Moat's already offered £100m. As have two other groups. Llambias said so.

Strike one from KD then All will be tappy lappy again. I see another solution: Add Tom to the poll and stick 50 votes on his total. A forumwide cunt-off is called for. Fop would take his dick off with the cheese-grater if he got that glory.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/1...idence-miliband This is scalpel to the testacles stuff.

£1.1m water sports plan under way http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8312342.stm A disappointingly piss free story.

Rodrigo y Gabriela: Tiny Desk Concert http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.p...oryId=113641457

Leave it too long and the posse from NO will get wind of it, head over here and completely wreck the result! Posse. "Aah've come from NO to vote for mah Cunt"

Well start a poll who's a bigger cunt, and the one with the most posts, is banned for a month, deal? Are you doing your best to prove me right here!? Get a grip boy Boy Clearly you know what the outcome would be. At least ten people on here would post saying I'm not a cunt, less than three would for you, and you know that. Hospital porters from Durham should know their place. That's all I'm saying. I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.

If it's a draw will you both go?

Comedy gold

Modest too

Never done one of these for a while... SATURDAY 17TH OCTOBER BRIEF ENCOUNTER 2.55pm Film4 Stiff upper lip what what what. Classic tale of whoring around the train station. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID 4.45pm Five USA If you've not seen it you'll have Alex to answer to. WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP 11pm E4 I spent £18 on the CD soundtrack back in the day. Just for the song by those 3 old blokes "Just a closer walk with thee". Funny film too. FUNNY GAMES 11pm Film4 Michael Haneke rips the shit out of US remakes by remaking his own film in the US and not changing much by all accounts. The original was awesome. SAW 11.20pm Channel 4 Horseshit. But at least one member will enjoy it. SUNDAY 18TH OCTOBER BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID 2.45pm Five USA If you missed it on Saturday...or even if you didn't. SPIDER-MAN 7.40pm five Still my favourite of the recent superhero films. THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND 9pm Channel 4 I thought it took the dramatic liabilities a bit too far. Still good. THE COOLER 11.15pm Film4 *HIGHLY RECOMMENDED* I like any casino films. I like any William H Macy films. I like any Alec Baldwin films. This has got the lot. Underappreciated gem. SAW II 11.30pm Channel 4 Someone's going to spunk up thanks to channel 4. TUESDAY 20TH OCTOBER CABARET 10.30pm BBC4 Excellent Nazi musical. THE DEATH OF MR LAZARESCU 12.50am Film4 Winner of all geet loads of international film awards and that. I thought it was turgid shit. Fans of artsy fartsy film like Sloop John might like to pretend they enjoyed it though. But of course 2 hours watching a man die isn't fun. WEDNESDAY 21ST OCTOBER THE SCHOOL OF ROCK 9pm E4 Jack Black is a very funny man. Course if those kids turned up at any concert in those outfits they'd have been bombarded with piss filled bottles until they got off the stage. THURSDAY 22ND OCTOBER JAWS 10.30pm ITV4 Duuuuuuuh dum SAW III 10.35pm Channel 4 Nyom nyom nyom OLDBOY 11.40pm Film4 If I had a hammer PURELY BELTER 2am Film4 Shite but it's set in Newcastle and IIRC Alan Shearer buys a macdonalds in it or something so we can forgive it. FRIDAY 23RD OCTOBER MIAMI VICE 9pm ITV2 Not seen it, but Michael Mann is always good. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION 9pm & 12.50am More4 Get busy living or get busy dying. MONSTERS, INC. 9pm Fiver When he gets that last bit shard of the door....I'm welling up just thinking of it.

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