Monroe Transfer

Needless to say Andrew had a look at her NSFW material mere moments after clicking that link.

Done.

What has he done to make you question his loyalty? His form wasn't bad after Cisse came in, there were mitigating factors as to why the goals dried up.

Pineapple beer?

A4e?

Pervert

We didn't beat the prestigious Chemnitzer, we may never have that chance again. No laughing matter, mate.

More chance of me making three decent posts in a row. Also - they just spent £11m on a striker (Borini).

Yup. As we all know the thing with Carroll at both us and Liverpool is that he's at his most useful when the team is based around him.

You're not about to say Cleethorpes is better, are you?

'grats. Does this mean you'll be on the frontline dealing with those awful students?

Well yeah, I think he'd rather go somewhere where he's likely to get more games.

Weird one that, he's been linked with bigger clubs than us too but no-one seems to have wanted to take a chance on him (or Zaha, thus far, although his situation is different I think to Clyne's as Clyne is out of contract).

Er, Shola...

I see Man City were beaten by Al Hilal (me neither) earlier, just to reinforce JonTheMag's point.

I'm going to go on record as saying he's even better looking than his best mate Yohan. His boyfriend (Giroud) is rather dashing also.

Can one of the staff as it were please remove Paul Dalglish's tweets from the Twitter feed on the main forum page? The sight of him and his constant Liverpool/Father Dalglish love-in makes me sick. Quality control needed guys! Get rid of Folan too while you're at it.

I wish him all the worst

Roma just sold Borini to Liverpool too, even less reason for them to Bojan out.

Just to be sure - you are joking, right?

It's fine, even with the couple of spikes. Nothing as controversial as last season's design.

That doesn't even make sense - Roma are due to pay another 22m if they keep him past next season, yet they want to sell him on when he's sort of only on loan to them? How does that work and why would we even think about agreeing to such a stupid thing? Secondly Santon has come out - to Italian media - and said he's happy at Newcastle and wants to stay. Nothing about fancying a move to one of Italy's bigger clubs. edit; and we need defenders more than we need attackers if you ask me (especially FBs), so losing one to add to the other wouldn't make much sense. Especially for a player who the article says disappointed last season. The club would be mad to consider moving on Santon, he's class already and is only 21.