Monroe Transfer

GWAN NILE

We really need to make more of these free kicks, seeing as we're getting so many of them.

Drogba, Malouda and Essien on for them. Ridiculously strong bench.

Good away performance this.

Really dirty are these lot.

Ferguson has impressed.

Who is the blonde sitting next to Ashley?

Keep him in this new role Pardew

GET IN

Atrocious start.

Ferguson, it's your time to shine.

Duly noted, I did realise realise there was no chance of hulk coming, hence the Bruce banner joke. It was more about the this cheikh fella, his goals tally doesn't seem to bad. Though I've never seen him play, with a name like cheikh he's bound to be good Fair play.

Your joking surely? Why do you think he's expressing this desire now? To Alert Italian clubs to his availibility. "I'm happy to see out my last two years". He knows fine well any sensible club will cash in this summer while his contract still warrants a decent fee. You Negative Nancy.

Actually - have a closer look at those Marseille shirts. The creases are exactly the same on both. And there's a Champion 2011 badge on the right hand arm, despite the fact that Lille are currently 4 points clear at the top of the table. I'm calling fake, especially as none of the reputable shirt sites are featuring these designs in an article.

New Hamburg Very simple - perhaps too simple? I like it either way.

Don't attach any value to anything Talksport come out with. It means absolutely nothing. Porto paid a further £12m for 40% of the player's rights today. You'd be looking at more than double that to bring him in. And he'd never leave a league winning, Champions League-playing club with a bright future for one such as ours that are currently a mid-table side.

He simply said that he'd like to play in Serie A one day, to complete the 'treble' of playing in the world's top 3 leagues. Absolutely nothing to suggest that his mind has been made up and that he wants to leave, or that anyone is linked with him.

Were we even ever linked with Hazard? He's been linked with better clubs for ages now. Absolutely no chance of him ending up at NUFC.

I get an OM shirt every other season, will probably get that away top. Collar on the home one ruins it for me. I get a home Villarreal shirt occasionally too (love the colour and admire the club) so might pick that up if it's decent looking.

Yeah, good man for being sensible when I half-expected that he wouldn't be.

Bad start for Cardiff, Bellamy off with a hammy.

Agree, absolutely nowt wrong with them. You're american, you're allowed to have fucking terrible taste... Nope, am Brit through and through, would love to retire stateside when then time comes mind. Bet you think the The Smiths were good, or maybe, given your choice of companions, you're more of an Erasure "man" Well fuck off then. You're right about The Smiths being pish though imo, top yourself music. Bet Tecato loves them. Fuck right off man. And stop with the negative nonsense, I was just telling people not to take anything for granted when it comes to NUFC. Besides, now we're safe I'm as cautiously optimistic as they come. And no, I'm not a fan. Nickelback would be better if I wanted music to make me feel suicidal.

Good man. Pleasing to hear that he's working on Tiote's discipline.

Nonsense. Rumour made up when it was announced that the FA would announce something this evening, which turned out to be independent investigation into the FIFA corruption claims.

There's a Ringside special for the Klitschko fight on Sky Sports 1 at the moment. Haye won't go on set with him. Absolutely hilarious banter from Klitschko.