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It's unlikely but I could see them forcing it upon him. Don't wish to exaggerate but Ashley has no limits to his stupidity. Everything is possible with him in charge.

Pardew can say what he wants, if the cheap sportswear peddling prick wants a few quid off our prize asset, he'll be sold. He's stupid enough to risk riots and possible assassination attempts by agreeing to sell him.

Can you really see AC agreeing to fuck US over in that way? It'd be out of his hands. Can I see Ashley agreeing to fuck us over in that way? Absolutely. I see that Pardew is adamant that he's going nowhere, but I don't trust Ashley at all, so I'm still not convinced and won't be till the end of this month at the earliest.

Don't even try that shit tonight. Fuck off you soft lad I think most fans can start to see some of Pardews influence coming through and thats nothing against Chris, just a fact. Go ahead then, how have you seen Pardew's influence? For one, I don't think Hughton would've put Ferguson on. Correct, only a tactical genius would have put a young, promising player on when the match is already well won.

If top 4 get CL is it just 5th that get EL? Imagine Sunderland in the CL.

Enrique for Spain, surely.

Keeping a close eye on this. http://twitter.com/andycarroll9

I'm going to be a nervous wreck at work for the next few days if there's any truth in that. Desperate to get home in the evening to find out if he's gone or not.

To be fair in most of his sub appearances this season, he's done alright, just hasn't got the goals when chances have come his way. Maybe he got too excited, I don't know, but that miss has put a slight downer on my night. He won't get an easier chance and a goal then would have helped him push on and impose himself in the squad. I reckon it's one of those chances that he'd tuck away 9 times out of 10. Based on what? He clearly lacks the composure required for 1st team football in the Prem at the moment, a loan spell in the Champ getting regular starts would do him good. He needs to sort out his attitude. Based on the fact that I could probably put that in the net 9 times out of 10. I reckon even Alan Smith could. Agreed he should join a Championship club on loan, and that Xisco also deserves a chance of some sort.

To be fair in most of his sub appearances this season, he's done alright, just hasn't got the goals when chances have come his way. Maybe he got too excited, I don't know, but that miss has put a slight downer on my night. He won't get an easier chance and a goal then would have helped him push on and impose himself in the squad. I reckon it's one of those chances that he'd tuck away 9 times out of 10.

What media reports?

Jesus wept Nile.

Absolutely astonishing really. Even if their defence has gifted us a lot, a hat-trick is amazing. Well done Leon.

Taylor off for Williamson. Hamstring injury. To be honest I'd have Williamson in for Taylor anyway so it's not a huge loss if he's out for a couple of matches.

Incredibly amusing, yes. Shame Hodgson will be off really, they can only do better once he's gone.

When Benjani puts one past you, you might as well call it quits.

I think it's leaning more on the side of them playing badly, but our lot are doing a very efficient job of capitalising on their abysmal first half performance.

Blackburn 1 up against, who else, Liverpool. Surely Hodgson's last game.

Conspiracy theory-tastic.

I really, really don't want H-T now.

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Twitter ITK reckons Spurs are after him.