Monroe Transfer

Disturbing.

Will there be a minute's silence at any point?

Arsenal have Scottish supporters?

Talking of the Daily Fail and their sensationalist stories... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...goes-wrong.html I hope she survives this ordeal. I will start watching this 'Jersey Shore' to find out.

Is it alright to sell tickets to non-Geordies for over face value then?

On the other hand we still really need some creativity in the middle of the park and this guy would provide that. If he came for a season, helped keep us up, and then moaned his way out of a permanent deal in order to push through a move to a bigger club, that'd do me.

Was that during the Barton goal celebrations? Same scissor gesture he made with the 'Nazi salute'.

It looks great on the players but really cheap in person.

Real shame that that's distracting from the fact that we smashed Villa by 6 this afternoon.

He's received plenty of credit. He's put plenty of feet wrong. Wrong attitude in some matches, some bad signings, dodgy tactics and can frustrate when it comes to subs. Then again, he's instilled a great team ethic, attitude and spirit in amongst the players. He's clearly worked extremely hard in all areas of football management. He got us promoted at the first attempt. He's never complained about the refs, the media, other clubs nor has he fallen out with any of the players.

We were a laughing stock, as a club we brought it on ourselves (in this scenario, Ashley = the club). I don't blame them too much for mocking us, if any club deserved it that season it was us. We are a big club, and that intensified people's feelings towards us.

Once again I'll ask - would people not have laughed at Villa (or whoever) if the roles had been reversed the day we went down? I wasn't impressed by some of their fans that afternoon but nor do I think it's fair to treat all Villa fans as one and the same. We get upset when people claim that we're the self-proclaimed best fans in the country, big club deserving of trophies etc when that's only the true opinion of a minority. Same thing, not all fans sing from the same hymn sheet (to use a cliched metaphor). Didn't hate Villa before, don't hate them now.

More importantly, is he good on Football Manager?

If he's having Danquah then I'm having Shearer.

What's the prize?

Bet he's slow.

You're so cool.

Finally, a midfielder capable of some creativity. Oh, wait...

what a brave little guy you are. If i was a midget and had no hope in life i'd not be able to concentrate on other people, kudos wacky, kudos Can I strap your mother or not? Is your wee dick not big enough that you need a strap on? I'd ride your mam like a Blackpool Donkey son, make no mistake about that, she'd be fizzing at the slit.

You can see in his face how delighted he is to be there.

How many groupies you had in your time?

I get what you mean but according to the article, that's not the only thing he did is it?

Davids has joined Palace.

does being a pedantic bastard qualify you as a genius Yes it does.

It's called playing the race card.