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Good for you, tit.

I couldn't imagine the pain and heartache that the young lads family must be feeling. Just horrible horrible news. RIP

Fucking brilliant !

Shut up you tit.

Fuck, I hope this is not true.

Yeah, I hope he turns out to be a great signing. Looking good so far, wait 'till he's fully fit, he could be anything.

Here-here

I agree with just about all of that.

"Wet as an otters pocket" is how one lass called another after she was attracted to another bloke.

It looks like Newcastle players have some kind of tracker/monitoring thing on the back of their shirts.

Subs: Elliot, Perch, Coloccini, Gosling, RTaylor, Obertan, Vuckic, Tavernier, Marveaux, Tiote

It could be Harper; Santon,Simpson, Williamson, Gutierrez; Amalfitano, Abeid, Bigirimana, Sammy Ameobi; Shola Ameobi and Ba

Does anyone know the starting 11 ?

Great news if true.

LOL

This one for me too. " We want our Mac back "

I'm liking that a lot.

"choc-ice" hahaha

yes you are.

So what part of "Fuck off ya' tit" did you not understand ?

That would be 30plus hours per year !

A 20 minute shit is impressive, you could read The Daily Star 4 times or The Sun 3 times in that time, or actually read the articles from Nuts instead of just looking at the pictures.

Ok, fair enough

My last comment wasn't meant for you, sorry if you took it so.