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Only right he gets charged, if a player did that he's be slaughtered

that's fucked my wank for the neet

So you fell for a Greek with a "gift", never mind, think of the child benefit

No, that would still be Rio Ferdinand

Greeks are horrible greasy pickpocketing twats.

This is a hilarious idea. "Were you at the match" ? "yes" " I don't believe you, where were you sitting" " Fuck off I wasn't at the match, I was at home watching on the 'puter making on I'm a proper loyal Mag " " Did it kick off after the match ? wish I was there "

It sounds a bit of a rip off if you ask me, £5 isn't going to get you two tickets for the game, it's going to buy you a raffle ticket. You should have just called your thread £5 raffle ticket to win two tickets for the Norwich game. "You can enter as many times as you like (£20 would give you 4 goes at the tickets, for example" For fuck sake ! 4 times £5 = £20 ? thanks for the maths lesson.

Are you wearside jack ? That weird fucker's 8 years should be up about now.

Any body want a bag of crisps ?

I've been to Chelsea a few times in the 80s lost 4-0, 6-0 ( white mice, white mice ) and a 2-0 win. It was canny rough in them days, never been back, i would have loved to have been there last season to see Cisse's goals mind. How much is it to get in ? I remember having to pay £5 to get in and being disgusted as most grounds them days were only £2.50 or £3 to get in.

Well tell me the fucking pub and I'll be there in a shot, a fucking love crisps me like.

Fucking Spice Girls will fuck it all up now.

What if your lass says you can bring one of them gagging for it lasses back for a threesome ? And the beer was free ? And crisps were free as well ? And the taxi home with the lass gagging for it, and crisps ( for mid threesome snacks ) was also free, and you had a lieu day in for the day after ? Well ? You must fucking stay now ?

I once returned from Millwall with a limp, or was it Chelsea ?

What if the beer was cheap and real nice ? And the pub was full of hot chicks who shag first night and are gagging for it ? Well ? would you stay then ?

How the fuck would I know.

The new Clarence Seedorf, I sure hope so.

RIP classic Sid quote " He may practise twelve hours per day, but he's not shy of the burger van"

I wish I fucking did.

1st bet of the season is a losing one, I backed Man City to be winning at half time.

They could have got Alan Smith to do that, both played the same amount of games.

I think that is racist slur to "three letter username" forum members. It's called "threeletterusernameism"

After the pre season hammering away V Orient, this means we'll have a great season. Pardew is just making on he's pissed off.

Wiggins is the fav with the bookies. View all odds Hoy is a huge price at 50/1