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The death penalty is the only justice for him/her ( both ) guilty of the crime.

That's me fuckin' breakfast fucked.

Before the Olympics I thought the fella from Belgium Bradley Wiggins would win it, now I think the Muslim Mo Farah will win it just for the PC correct wankers.

Is it compulsory for a diver to be a puff ?

Horrible, but funny.

5p ? what a cheap skate.

I was only going to put a few pounds on, so putting it down the toilet would just clog up the bog, or the pound coins would just get washed back and forth all the time making a racket, having it on Tiger at 9s is more fun TBF.

Tiger woods 9/1 for the masters ?

drunk

1, Every time we beat the mackems, especially the 5-1 and new years day 1980 2, beating aston villa 3-2 in the 76/77 season to get into europe 3, west ham 1980

Fuck ! This means we'll have loads of them pricks wearing Rangers tops around the Toon while insisting that they're Newcastle fans. And god forbid maybe the mackems will start wearing Celtic tops ?

Diego Forlan is better than his dad, Pablo who played for his country.

opps see signor

I didn't know Mexicans were such cry- babies !

Terrible thing to happen, both parents must be devastated.

I thought the idea was to get somewhere to live ? The same sellers have been in the same spot for years, surely they could have got somewhere to live by now. The scruffy one with the make-e-on bad leg have been begging for years and spending the money in the bookies every day as the streets clear. I wouldn't give the a penny, lazy twats should get a job.

Poor fella, seen him loads of times, I didn't know he had such bad times in his life to make him live as he did. I never seen him beg, maybe he just got his food from those soup kitchens, Id rather give to the lonely soul like him than to the pathetic "big issue" sellers.

A mackem at work told me it was his nephew's 16 birthday today, he's a kind fella, he said he'd left a £20 note in his grandmas purse as a nice surprise for him.

Cheick Tiote, Demba Ba and Papiss Cisse were subjected to racist abuse from Den Haag fans.

To right, the bloke is a dickheed.

Nothing unusual about his feet to me.

We need a penalty taker coach employed.

MACKEM You forgot the C again.

That fucking John Inverdale is getting on my nerves with all those fucking long ( look at me I'm university educated ) words.

He scored one very good goal. Does that make him a legend ? Ok, fair enough, it does. Now what fucking ball you on about ?