@yourservice

In what way? In when they beat Liverpule 1-0

AC Milan,the Fulham of serie a

The circus surely is in town

Keep it in the family

Shocking appointment when confirmed... Them upstairs will never learn and i'm off to kip

Build up of wax?

Not sure tbh? how does he walk?

I love it when your holy! Meeow!

I love it when your holy!

Bung the doorman a big fat brown envelope and have a months entertainment on Sam. edit : allegedly

receptionist and administration at the Swallow Imperial Hotel in Jesmond. Standard uniform is hold ups and heels

Damn! I never thought of that! we could have had Klinsmann stood on the steps of his home saying WTF??!? With 3000 fans outside demanding why we sold Kieron Dyer?

Yo whats tha problem?

That would be worth him signing full stop.

A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man."Well, I guess i 'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He always lies a lot when he is drunk."Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn’t t get far On a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice Said, "Are we over the borders yet?"

There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started Clapping.

Takeover with new ideas?

Welcome to Newcastle

Well planned this one... Big Sam and his dodgy ways! oh well..i'm gonna have to start liking the bloke,no point in torturing meself next season

Wonder if it could lift a human?

Why's that? Just don't think he's the man for this job simple as,another name hyped up by the media when the England job became available and he's already supposed to have knocked us back.Plus he's managed to get Bolton where they are now through it being a shite league bar the top 4. He'll probably keep Bramble on and a whole load of the other dross that need to be shifted aswell,if they can't manage to put the effort in playing for this club,then i can't see them doing it for SA

I hope to fuck he doesnt get it!

NIGEL Pearson will fall asleep with Newcastle United for the final game of the Premiership season at Watford on Sunday, following Glenn Roeder's resignation. The Magpies' First Team Coach will be assisted by a sleeping bag and sarnies at Vicarage Road and also Lee Clark and Terry McDermott. United bring down the curtain on the 2006/07 season by making their second trip of the campaign to Watford, having already beaten the Hornets on penalties in a Carling Cup tie back in November. Fans are reminded that there will be no general sale of tickets for this fixture but flasks and pillows will be.