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Brown tongues are out in force on this one eh still a tit

The more time goes by and what you hear from the Bolton chairman,like he's spoken to Fatty and has been told he aint even spoke to Allardyce,and that Allardyce was pretty sure he wasn't leaving for another club etc it aint nailed on imo Tayls was on Talksport earlier,and they seem to have picked up on him knowing it's gonna be next week that its announced..whoever it is? i honestly think he'll try for Shearer now meself

Smart Mexicans An old man lived alone in New Mexico . He wanted to plant his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat because I do not think I will be able to plant my Chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you would dig the lot for me. Siempre, Tu Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Papa, Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES! Love, Francisco At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do. Love, Francisco Who said Mexicans were dumb?

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what like?" "No," says the psychic... "Next Term in her biology class." "Now hop it"

I've got a feeling..... That the fat one will actually Announce next week that it's Shearer.

sorry

I read somewhere its a myth that you eat more when you stop smoking, most people do it because they have heard it. Your diet should consit of the following: 1 porion of junk food in modortaion a day 1-2 portions of healthy fat a day (Omega 3, mackeral, salmon the like) 2-4 Protein Rich foods a day 2-4 Calcium rich foods a day 4-6 Portions of carbs per day 3-5 protions of veg per day 2-4 portions of fruit per day mixed with excercise you should feel miles better I am doing a 100k Meridia this weekend and cant wait And plenty of Sexcercise aswell.

What will he learn altogether with a squad of players together for the first time playing against Albania?.

Michael Owen is set to appear in an England shirt later this month after being named in their B squad to face Albania. Owen has only just returned to club duty with Newcastle United after spending virtually all of the season on the sidelines with a knee injury. The former Liverpool and Real Madrid ace is unlikely to have chairman Freddy Shepherd's blessing as he collected his injury at last summer's World Cup finals in Germany. Preston striker David Nugent is set for another run out at international level and he could play alongside Alan Smith, who is returning to his best following a lengthy spell on the sidelines. Paul Robinson will vie with Ben Foster for the job between the sticks, while defender Joleon Lescott has been rewarded for his excellent season with Everton with a call-up. Uncapped quartet Nicky Shorey, Phil Jagielka, David Bentley and Michael Dawson are all included and will be hoping to impress with a view to playing in this summer's Euro 2008 qualifiers. Full England B squad: Paul Robinson (Tottenham), Ben Foster (Man United, on loan at Watford); Phil Neville (Everton), Joleon Lescott (Everton), Michael Dawson (Tottenham), Ledley King (Tottenham), Gareth Barry (Aston Villa), Nicky Shorey (Reading); Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Phil Jagielka (Sheffield United), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), Kieron Dyer (Newcastle), Scott Parker (Newcastle), Jermaine Jenas (Tottenham), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough), David Bentley (Blackburn); Michael Owen (Newcastle), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Alan Smith (Man United), David Nugent (Preston)

Along with Dyer and Parker...

I would have had Eriksson in,but the more i think about it,the more i think he would keep the shite on at the club.

I'd rather shag a barbers floor!

Whats Cox upto these days?

So, can you not find the articles then? Which articles? The Ancient Egyptian Civilization and Egyptology Articles

He's on Talksport now again...Anal!

http://www.mediaplayer.telegraph.co.uk/?it...E7-06C50A7A739A

You don't think anyone is going anywhere! i hope alot of them dont go ( mainly midfield and strikers ) we got a good team (except defence) they just need to sort themselves out No we don't. Text the Ronny Gill

When Allardyce is in he'll chin him!

Apart from the fact that Big Sam has a much better managerial record on paper. Souness won a few trophies with very good teams that he then took on to underachieve big style. Allardyce, although lacking on the trophy front has taken Bolton from the first division to top half Premiership finishers. So did Souness at Blackburn tbh Blackburn and Bolton were two completely different situations IMO. What Allardyce did with Bolton is not comparable with what Souness did at Rovers. Liverpool, Galatasaray, Benfica, Southampton, Torino, Newcastle tbh. Souness was sacked from all of them, and was on the verge of dismissal from Blackburn until some idiot decided to employ him. And that same idiot is gonna employ Big Sam,i wonder how many would be shouting from the rooftops for him to come here,if the fat one blatantly said he didn't want Sam here and there was no chance?

I've heard all this shite before when Souness was appointed to sort out the players,big Sam actually reminds me of Souness and his style. I wouldnt bring him within spitting distance of SJP meself

Your new name

Anyone but Allardyce please.

Pablo Honey and The Bends then they went all beatlehead

yeh but they don't say shorter