@yourservice

If they all leave its not a good day from the Premiership. Imagine if they went to Spain, it would certainley tip La Liga into top spot for best football in Europe! Is it not already? I think the standard of football in this league is well overrated.

Every fuckers scared if we do win something,thats why they mention it,cause everyone knows what would happen after.

Source?

If Woodgate had of kept his word about keeping the shirt for him he'd love to come back and play etc then he would have been here,but he talked shite and off he went to the Boro

Looked like Shearer was sharing Lawro the tits wardrobe aswell

Yes Glenn,with a squad like we have,very fucking high! What game was he watching like? Of the kick off you mean Rat. Or shite full backs like Carr!! And now everyone can see how shit we really are and Villa deserved at least a fucking point if not the win! So i'll give the lads a few days off??

Fack off you Geordie faggots!

Your avatar is missing "for nowt"

Sweepstake - 58 minutes 1st match out

The one on top is not Alan Bennett

I'm sure it's on the comedy channel

I know its easy to say now but im sure at the time I said he would probably go and score a few goals and become the new Bellamy in terms of OMG HE IZ WORLD CLASS, DA BEST STRIKER WE HAVE EVA HAD OMG WHY DID HE GO!!!!!1111111!!! Some people on here have this down to a T! Makes you wonder

If only!

I wonder if they all get into away games by this and other means? Makes you wonder what it would be like,with an opta stat on how much they actually spend travelling away,i think the transfer money must come from outside of Liverpule

Jesus Christ lad, you're in no position to be taking the piss out of anyone. You've come on here like a proper fucking scouse tramp asking if you can snide your way into the ground on last year's ticket. Fuck off man you scruffy shell-suit wearing gyppo. you one of them posh cunts from byker then? Thats far to upmarket

I think you expect a little too much! This thread is a fantasy,so was my reply,i'll get used to the shite one day,even tho it's been a while.

Think you might need more than 50 Mill to sort this lot out. I'd keep about 2 to 3 players max of the current squad Given Martins Owen edit:forgot about Zog so i'd keep those 4

Russell Brand is a nob and suprised he never got a slap

For their second goal,Carr was in the left back position when he got skinned?,it's not just a left back needed but most of the current squad needs to be shipped out,a total mish mash of individual and not team players.

SACK THE RAT

If we were gauranteed to stay up at the end of the season,then i'd love to finish 4th bottom,just to pile on the pressure of the board etc , cause the season was well over months ago and it's just week in week out of agony from here till the end of it.

Shocking stuff! Like watching Sunday league,thats not a fucking team out there,full of individual fuckwits

Watching the stream and it's not the best picture in the world,Martins has been caught offside too many times,and probably made 2 or 3 good link up passes in the game so far,other than that i'd say the rest of his passes have gone haywire.Gooch and Bramble have done ok and Carr is shite and also Duff,few stray passes from Parker who must like the chase of trying retrieving his mistakes,makes him look like a battler then eh

For not holding his line and being offside for god know's how many time's?

Gooch looks alright,just his presence is enough to put anyone off