Alex

Some cheek considering we're comfortably the biggest club (not to mention the best team) he ever played for.

The mackems

Depressingly, I think that media tactic will work like a dream.

There was some history there. I think he got a bad injury playing against them for Norwich and their fans were less than sympathetic. Because he's a little cunt

Probably wondering how he made so much money

That's class. You seen that speed skiing before btw? World record is 157mph

Send her this:

Unlike the pub landlord by being funny. RIP

No shit?

Matchgoer for 47 48 49 50 51 years

It's canny funny how two of them colluding in that high octane banter is worse than it being one person with two accounts.

Title keeps making me think of that Nice2cu

I wasn't inferring you were a smug bastard fwiw.

You really shouldn't pander to these types

David Moyes is available.

Running a deficit most of the time whilst having the North Sea oil and selling off loads of public owned companies. And convincing the public they were making things better in the process thanks to our wonderful press.

If you die I'll go back in time and put things right

Shave your entire body and eat CT?

Imagine the fucking zaniness when these two get together? I bet they compare novelty ties and stuff

Straight on Chez's letter to Santa