Alex

Was just thinking about Taxi the other day.

By one of your jokes?

The one where I didn't even crack a smile

His and Hers colonic irrigation. That's London that is

Two and a Half Men btw. Fuck me gently.

Is it that Monroe Transfer off here?

I wouldn't go near the stuff now like. Was just saying I never thought it was all that good anyway. And it was in relation to the topic being brought up

Dave's straighter than a champagne enema

Every post Noelie makes reminds me of them Larn Yersel Geordie books you used to see. They were hilarious btw

Lets not forget about the dangers of cake

Who the fuck watches the Big Bang Theory?

You're right. That's where I saw it.

I've seen that before, HF. Must've been on Adam Curtis's blog on the beeb I think. Well worth the watch though, as is just about everything I've seen of his

Think 32 teams is too many tbh. 40 is fucking ridiculous

Aye, the footballing giant that is New Zealand are now comfortably the best side in Oceania. I could get a game for the likes of Tuvalu

That's a top of the range AGA. 90k ffs

Just felt like quoting the OP again.

Must be ridiculous in London like. It'll attract chancers like flies round shite.

Well it's not like it's their job or anything

Just remembered something else about my house sale. The first estate agent that came wanted us to put it on the market at 20k less than we thought we might get. She'd basically decided the price before she'd even looked at it going off some other ones in the street, taking no account of the work we'd had done and the state of some of the ones that had sold recently (basically period properties in need of modernisation). She basically listed what she considered the negatives like parking, lack of a back garden. I was thinking, aren't you supposed to be representing us rather than making your life as easy as possible? She was genuinely put out when we said we'd consult some other estate agents rather than go with them. Anyway, we went with someone else, at the price we thought we could get and we had 3 viewings, 2 of which offered the full asking price. The fucking bint.

CT having a pop at people for not answering questions

Hipster heaven / hell

And comedowns / hangovers