Alex

Last day tomorrow for me. Not back until the 3rd. Planning on doing the shop early Saturday morning at Heaton Sainsbury's which never seems to get as mental as Asda etc. Looks like the weather's going to be dismal like. I'd rather it snowed or was freezing cold than this damp stuff.

Aye, it wouldn't be quite so bad if she was fit.

Fuck me. Like me Granny used to say, people must be short of things to do.

Aye, it's quite nice. A cut above your Jack Daniels / Jim Beam etc.

I'm lost for words

1 pm today.

Those are quality although for some reason this made me laugh more than any of the auto-corrects: Who's that person? Is that Kim Jopng Il? Mom, it's Britney Spears

Big Fat Sam I think.

I like honey but I always find it a bit minging in liqueurs. Most recent one I tried was a Raki-based one in Crete.

It's a joke man.

I would imagine they'd be looking to make money out of it either way. They've got their fingers in every pie. Much like Smooth Operator.

Similar to wanting harsh treatment for criminals whilst arguing acting like a selfish cunt is natural.

Are aeroplanes, houses and clothes etc. 'natural' then? Do other species ponder the origins of the universe. Has any other species shaped and altered nature? Etc., etc. That's what I was getting at.

Says the right-wing religious gun nut.

Decent first XI and a poor squad / lack of depth though. Not to be ignored (that isn't me saying Pardew is blameless).

Somewhere in the middle is true but man is the only animal capable of rational thought and transcending 'nature'. It's what sets us apart. Virtually nothing about modern living is 'natural'.

No, it's just a case of seeing the bigger picture. And you can't compete in the PL over a long period on the cheap. And before you mention Arsenal their wage bill is much higher than ours and Wenger's the best paid manager after Mancini iirc (I think he was no.1 until Mancini's new deal).

That's just lazy Anglo-centric journalism though. Nowt new and certainly nowt to base an opinion on.

They were the 4th biggest net spenders in the division from 2007/08 to 2011/12.

As I've pointed out, your opinion has no impact on the meaning of the term.

Aye, the baby-faced cunt.

Have I got this right? You're now trying to portray the people who were arguing that we should've spent more in the summer / strengthened the squad in certain areas as being sympathetic to the owner. Honestly, you're nowhere near clever enough to pull off this wummery lark. You make Baggio look like Stephen Hawkins.

Agree with all that plus a case of complacency on the part of the owner and Llambias after last season. I get the feeling they thought they'd cracked this football shit. Possibly after reading your posts on here

Are you trying to say that deliberately misleading the public about man-made global warming in order to raise taxes isn't a conspiracy then? How does that work?

Is that the same no-budget Sunderland who've had a higher net spend than Man Utd in recent years?