Alex

Which of the two persuaded you again?

Fat little cunt

Could barely give two fucks tbh

The ferry company with no ferries awarded the £14 billion contract just so happens, by pure coincidence, to be owned by the brother of the Tory party’s biggest donor.

Calling a woman a woman is an insult.

Or caring about people

Well this has me worried

Mine came free with one where you had to shoot paratroopers. Played loads on ‘The Boss’ a proto-Football Manager. Remember a really shite cricket game as well. And notorious joystick knackerer Daley Thompson’s Decathlon. And Mr Wimpey

Me too I think

The best managers adapt. That miserable cunt’s been banging the same drum all his career

But it’s the will of the people

Like two squash balls

That and the drink driving woman getting this much attention at this time just about sums up the media in this country

About as good an asset to Remain as Eddie Izzard was

40-odd middle aged, angry mongs in hi-viz jackets. Has CT been in here much today?

Was your lass willing or did you use the ‘driver picks the music’ argument?

Does this mean you’re still for Brexit or have you changed your mind?

Aldi have some great ones in at Crimbo. This year they’ve got a 30 year old tawny port for £35. Comparable ones would probably set you back over 100 quid. If you don’t fancy spending that much (and it might be all sold out anyway) their 10 year old tawny port is excellent too and is only a tenner a bottle.

Anyone who gives a fuck what Piers Morgan thinks needs to have a quiet word with themselves

This is cool btw: https://www.totgu.com/argos-catalogue-1985-have-a-browse/

Aye that was like Ali G referring to Staines as the ghetto but without the irony