Alex

The best case scenario in terms of how clued up the government and the opposition are about this is that both know they’re both talking utter shite. In other words, wilfully lying to the electorate on something this important is better than them actually being incompetent enough and / or self serving enough to have faith in where they currently stand

It would be very England to lose to Japan in the final

You were both born about 10 years too late for that sort of claim to fondly remembering the 80s to be anything more than an obvious affectation tbh

I disagree. The Goonies is alright

What did the Romans ever do for us?

FOYFLC

But that’s them all over, patriots until there’s a big story shaming one of the players. Although you could probably say the same about the fuckwits that buy the papers they write for

We could’ve had Townsend for about half that if the owner wasn’t such a cunt

Maybe a little bit

Shite. Couldn’t finish his dinner.

Great clearance by Neymar

You called it

I fear many will heed that warning and will not go to Sunderland

Oops https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/44613032

How would you know?

What absolute chancers

Lol

Parody now absolutely defunct

Jesus wept

It was merely them being a bit thick and incompetent so him being able to relate to them but there is that as well

Inspector Lastrade I presume

Zany

No, you may not