Alex

Another reason never to visit those shitholes. Wonder if they realise Carling is from Canada (and Canadian owned). And tastes like piss

I suppose it's better to get it out there rather than have the inevitable rumours circulating throughout the World Cup. Edit: I meant him saying he was going to Real. Just read he's now been sacked

He's just lashing out because he's fucked his kids over. Sad

The title, "Don't protect me, respect me" sums it up. Obviously there was more to it than that but she pointed out the dangers of a world where men and women can't even flirt and so on against the backdrop of recent global campaigns. I would imagine it's made its way to youtube. I think iPlayer only have stuff like that available for 30 days or so anyway. Edit: It's the Richard Dimbleby Lecture (introduced by his son David).

Well you can hate men. Just don't expect it to play out well. I don't know if anyone caught it but it was refreshing to see a sensible take on the whole issue from Jeanette Winterson when she recently gave the David Dimbleby Lecture. Probably still on iPlayer.

Don't let the Parliament we're handing control back to have any say on the final deal

If loyal Tories like CT hadn’t abandoned them at the last election then they wouldn’t have had these issues caused by their failure to gain a majority

Continually saying it doesn’t make it any less of a blatant lie

Trump just the latest odious cunt in CT’s wummery by proxy games

Take some responsibility for the mess you created. Which, I believe, is exactly what you were told when you were evicted from your allotment

You and he have a lot in common. Right down to your grasp of the English language

Well, that's a fair point but all I meant was their competence was barely a consideration as other factors were far more of a concern to such a weak PM

But we all know May has only given these jobs to incompetent politicians she can't trust because they're somewhat easier to rein in within the confines of being in the Cabinet. What a pitiful carry on

Might as well have said the dog ate it

Aye but there was also some hoohar about them increasing the cost of the product due to import cost rises or something.

I think there was some English wine in there too. Might've been Chapel Down, which is nice stuff, although inevitably low yeild due to our climate and it's not exactly going to have the French, Spanish or the Italians worrying. The Germans and the Austrians produce far more. Anyway, wasn't it pointed out the grape used was Pinot Noir? Was like something off The Day Today.

Nothing illustrates the brilliance of the UK manfacturing sector better than a defunct model designed 50 years ago

That rings a bell but wasn't it also part of the hamper of Great British shite that the government took along to the initial negotiations or something? I like Marmite but ffs

Just clocked the football. It there's one thing Britain (and England in particular, which amounts to the same thing as far as The Sun is concerned) is renowned for then it's the brilliance of our footballers. Surprised Marmite isn't on there

Spitfire, Alton Towers, some stately home with a photoshopped oversized Union Jack Straight out The Viz

Fuck off

"Planning"