Dr Gloom

you're just guessing now

i wouldn't mind el tel until the end of the year like. beyond that, i'd look to get a continental coach with a reputation for attracting quality players like sven. i think he'd do a job for us, but he'd want a top wage and backing so probably a non-starter

"Whatever players the manager has asked for, he’s had." they've all got to go if that's the case

wouldn't be my first choice but is he worse than smith, shola or viduka? probably not tbh. could be a good option if we're playing championship football next season

i think they'll finish above us. we've more chance of going down

nice. where's danny b these days?

old fart tbh

have they been that lucky? i think playing breakway football with pacey front men could be thw way forward for the majority of midtable teams who want to break into the top 4. not many teams are going to out-pass the likes of man u or arsenal so why not go down the more direct/organised approach. pacey front men up top will scare teams bigger clubs as long as you're organised in defence and midfield.

i wonder if their fans will get a hammering from the national press for beinf fickle. hope so

fair play to what martin o'neil is doing at villa. great job and they've got a real chance of playing champions league football next year. but if you watch them play, they're not the greatest footballing side by a long shot. they're organised at the back, compact and they've got pace to burn on the counter. every time i've seen them play this season, they only have about 40 odd per cent possesion but they're winning games. we could learn a thing or two from villa. as long as we've got the likes of barton/butt/nolan in the engine room, we're not going to play much football. so i say sign a couple of pacey front men in the summer and play on the counter. we've got to be the slowest side in the league at the moment...

tbf. they beat stoke so probably the better result for us

please don't watch another away match for the rest of the season.

could be our most important signing of the transfer window. he has the one thing the whole of the rest of the squad lacks (apart from oba) - pace

i'm getting mortal tonight like and never watching soccer saturday again. a turning point in our season? massive massive result

GET THE FUCK IN !!!

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fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays Lovenpants starts up front with Stroller. ffs. that's it. i'm turning off sky sports news now

fuck sake. so zero pace in the side unless lovenkrands plays

get well soon joe. you can tell he's not in the best of health by the fact that he has to cough at the end of every sentence he utters

ditto. i think i'm going to stay out of the house all afternoon. every time i watch soccer saturday i seem to jinx the result. plus i'm sick of listening to the likes of phil thompson bang on about how shite we are

every week seems like a must win game but with a horrible fun of fixtures looming this one is absolutely crucial. proverbial 6 pointer if ever you've seen one. can't remember the last time i had a good saturday afternoon. if we lose this one, we're gone.

What one? don't want to give too much about my identity away. it's a broadsheet though

i'm a video journalist for a well known national newspaper

just defied the credit crunch and chalked up one of these: