Dr Gloom

They deserved to win but I felt we were denied a penalty- dunno how it looked on the replay but in real time I was sure VAR would overturn it

three times a week, I’d wager, is rather overstating things

he knows she's a bullshit artist because he's a true believer

she can't even get a GB News interview right

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

this is an astonishing clip. not least because JHB comes across as the voice of reason

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them

£20m is outlandish - i've never heard of that sort of compensation paid out for a dof before. £2m is a pisstake too, of course. i'm sure sanity will prevail as get closer to the summer window and they do a deal for nearer to 10m

if he's staying he would be a great third choice striker. can't really rely on him for more than that because of his injury history. still a great player on his day, but if you're offered £15-20m, it would be hard to turn down

Get your own hair puns or I’ll give you a clippers round the ear

no need to split hairs

hair puns? I think it’s time to part ways

shitting it about acid rain

alright, keep your hair on!

End the stream blud. End the stream fam - love that bloke

i can see him getting to the roots of our problems

proper page-turner. well easy to read, i think i finished it in under 2-3 days

competition is flaky at best

enjoy

i heard a rumour that the release clause only exists for foreign clubs in the champions league (real basically), which would soften the blow. if he really wants to go to real, it'd be hard to stop him. but there's no reason why we can't be where arsenal are at now in a season or two if we continue to invest as we have. he can be a legend here, or a much smaller fish somewhere else. time to find out whether the badge kissing and carrying the baby onto the pitch meant anything, over to paddocklad

i hope we're considering telling then both to get to fuck

i miss brown cars and green bathrooms 1980s nostalgia