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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mp-condemns-rangers-supremo-mike-5055693 This might slow him down Ashley could be summoned to Westminster to give MP's answers about his involvement with Rangers. If he's summoned he MUST attend.

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The team are now picked by the guy who used to put out the cones and he was given the job by the other guy who used to fill in the reserves team sheet.

Well lets all back Carver Ashley Charnley & co everything at the clubs great, lets continue to have the piss took out of us after all it's what we deserve. You honestly can't tell me you trust Carver to avoid relegation 1 draw at home to Burnley & 3 defeats in the 4 he's been in charge thats relegation form. I can't think of any other job we're you we be rewarded like this for doing so badly. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd said it's Carver until the summer then we've got A.N. Other signed up but there's not so much as a hint if they've got someone lined up for the job long term why not say. Unless of course the provision for Garde etc coming is we are still a premiership club & even Charnley doesn't trust that to happen. A professional club run by amateurs.

Its Carver either way you look at it, if we stay up he'll get it & if we get relegated he'll get it because you can forget about Garde,De Boer, & co coming to a champioship club.

Nee bother mate cheers

Poor excuse for signing him Rayvin.

http://m.stv.tv/sport/football/clubs/rangers/308041-rangers-agree-10m-loan-with-mike-ashley-for-26-of-retail-business/ This will see him taking over 26% of the retail business until the loans paid back. He knows there's no way of paying it back due to falling attendances it's just a matter of time until he gets the lot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2927372/Newcastle-pursue-Derby-boss-Steve-McClaren-new-manager-summer-John-Carver-handed-Magpies-job-end-season.html Number 1 target McLaren fuckin' 'ell.

HULL CITY (January 31) Carver will know that his appointment on an interim basis is not the most popular decision that Newcastle have made. After three defeats and a draw, he has lost credibility and needs to win it back quickly to avoid this season going the same way as the last. Never mind that, United still haven’t wriggled free of trouble at the bottom of the Premier League – and struggling Hull will be looking to capitalise. It is imperative that Carver picks a team to impress the huge travelling faithful and proves that he is more than just a cheap option to buy Lee Charnley some time. CRYSTAL PALACE (February 11) It will have escaped no-one’s attention that Alan Pardew has started life as Crystal Palace manager with something of a bang. Four wins in four has given him a new lease of life and brought Palace to within touching distance of Newcastle. Carver remains very close to Pardew and the pair have exchanged texts and calls since he left St James’ Park. But the old pals’ act needs to end here. Defeat at Selhurst Park, one of the few away grounds Newcastle have won at this season, would be a bitter, bitter pill to swallow. ASTON VILLA (February 28) If things aren’t going well, this is going to be a massive game. Villa are scrapping for their lives and Newcastle will hope to take advantage at St James’ Park, where the atmosphere has been dreadfully flat in recent weeks. If Newcastle need three more wins this season, this has to be one where they are confident of banking three points. SUNDERLAND (April 4) Arguably the biggest game of the run-in, regardless of where Newcastle are at the time of it arriving. Quite simply, the record against Sunderland under Alan Pardew was unacceptable for a Newcastle boss. Carver was tainted by association, having stood next to Pardew and plotted the Black Cats’ downfall at the same time. So what does that mean for him when Newcastle go to Sunderland looking for their first win in this fixture since 2011? Carver simply cannot afford to lose. WEST HAM (May 24) The final game of the season is going to be a huge referendum on where Newcastle stand at the moment. There are rumblings once again about fans abandoning their season tickets but those noises last season came to nothing as the club reported similar sales. The sense of disenchantment is not far away again. Those who predicted no buys and Carver in charge in May have been proved right – and however much Charnley assures us that there is a plan in the background, he has to accept that the cynics – once again – have been proved right. Mark Douglas... Evening Chronicle

80 candidates bollocks, due diligence my arse, they new all along it was Carver, smoke 'n' mirrors thats all it ever was. Forget about Tuchel, Garde or Schuster the new permanent Newcastle United manager/headcoach/geordie boot boy will be Mr John ( i worked with Sir Bobby )Carver. The fact that there's no mention that he's doing the job until a permanent replacement is appointed is worrying. I just really hope we can start picking up points otherwise we're knackered a gamblers luck runs out eventually could this be a gamble too much for Ashley ?

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/11748741._/ Carver preparing the team for Hull, Stoke and possibly until the summer i think relegation may be on the cards if this is true.

That's a sad situation for NUFC.

The reason i fear for championship football is i think he'll gamble and give it Carver at least until the summer. Based on Carver's 4 games in charge 3 loses and a draw against Burnley i dont think he's good enough to keep us up.

Undermining Keegan & Shearer, sacking Hughton, bringing in Wise & Kinnear no malice there either. The mans a 24 carat cunt and you can't get any purer than that.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/11367892/Mike-Ashley-eyes-latest-move-with-bid-for-Evans-Cycles.html Looks like this is why he cashed in his 2.5% in SD to buy Evans cycles valued at £100

So you just have to sit back and watch the club go tits up and look forward to championship football. He didn't like the "cockney mafia out" bedsheet brigade in fact after that he stopped going to games and said "he'd got the message" and put the club up for sale.

I'd like to think the good people behind sackpardew.com are busy working on another project i.e. one to get rid of Ashley. They certainly had him rattled over Pardew i'm fairly sure with a bit more co-ordination with fans forums etc they could have an even better effect. Also i know the talk of boycotting games never seems to go down very well with the fans so how about turning it on its head and have a mass sit in after a given game at SJP. That way Ashley may get your match day money but it'll probably cost him money for extra stewards and police to try to clear the ground shirley somethings got to be worth a go rather than sit back and in years to come say i wish we'd had a go.

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/tv-shows/sunday-supplement/news/9660707/the-soul-is-being-sucked-out-of-newcastle-united-says-shaun-custis Life & soul is being sucked out the club.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-rule-out-bernd-8496132 Schuster ruled out apparently.

Definitely maybe.

24 days and counting since Pardew did one they better come up with someone exceptional after all this.

I would imagine De Boer would take some persuading to leave Ajax he played for the youth team. He played 328 first team games for Ajax he's their current manager i would imagine he has free reign to do pretty much as he wants at Ajax. Would he give that up to come and work under Ashley and co. Also i would imagine he'd want his backroom staff with him. Imo its all smoke and mirrors regarding De Boer

What will happen if its given to Carver until the end of the season or even permanently ? Will there be any backlash ? Or will it be just accepted ?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-rule-out-bernd-8496132 Schuster ruled out.