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Yeah "we're rich as fuck now hurry up and renew your season tickets"

"He's someone who they've let stick around until the summer" Then have to pay him and his mates off as well as paying for the new guy and his mates and new players i can't see Ashley wanting to pay out especially when he's got Carver who's grateful to do as he's told at no further expense.

Ashley will have to spend on a coach and backroom staff probably more than the Pardew money. Then he would have to spend on players which any other manager will definitely want. Carver will just accept anything that he's given we'll probably get a couple of players in the summer just to pad the squad out a bit unfortunately we are a money making machine for Ashley nothing else as we'll see when the accounts are published now if he could just find a way of getting rid of that pesky football bbusiness.

As we know we are 10 points ahead of Burnley with 9 games left so we will more than likely play premiership football next season. Now here i have a big worry will Carver have done enough i.e. premiership survival making Ashley a load of money. But by not finishing in tenth he'll probably save Ashley any bonus payments as well. As we know Ashley wont spend unless he really has to this is why i can see him giving the job to Carver (cringe). Why spend lots of money bringing in a new manager and backroom staff when survival is the only thing that matters. There's no ambition to win anything they've told us thats why i think as awful a prospect it is he'll let Carver have it

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/must-read-mike-ashley-ticket-scandal-at-newcastle-united/ Tickets anyone ? The robbing bastard.

“I only have 13 fit senior players, plus two goalkeepers, for Saturday’s game.” From todays press conference.

It's the old story again "we were looking at" usually followed by "we couldn't get them over the line"

Neva herd ov hymn

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-confirms-newcastle-united-8875878 "I've seen who we're looking at" here we go again.

He's still a cnut.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obP1iGvqJg0 Parliament of Fools by Skyclad

Any chance of a breakdown of money in to the club since Ashley took it on HF ? i.e. tv money, shirt sales,premiership finish, advertising (i know) without including transfer money please. Just i'd be interested to know how much has come in and why nothing or very little's been paid off the neverending loan.

Hope they get JFK that'll larn 'em

3-0 Everton i just don't know were our goals are going to come from.

Substitutes 08 Anita 17 Pérez 18 Gutiérrez 20 Cabella 21 Elliot 32 Armstrong 37 Satka

Newcastle United 01 Krul 22 Janmaat 06 Williamson 02 Coloccini 04 Taylor 07 Sissoko 14 Colback 25 Obertan 11 Gouffran 28 Ameobi 29 Riviere

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/john-carver-would-deserve-job-8806507 Here's the start of it Bob "brown nose"Moncur thinks Carver is ideal for Newcastle

Are the rubber hoses all ok just my grandad had his mini in the garage for about 10 years he asked my dad to take it out for a run one day i dont think he got of the drive as all the hoses had perished.

When we came out the room she was huffed even more because she said to her mates who were sat at there desks "do you know what they've just called this child" they took a look at me with the hair the t shirt and tattoo's and said "Axl " she said "Yes" & they all said what a lovely name she was fuming she buggered off back in her office in a right huff.

The registrar was a miserable old cow who said we should think again about his name the look on her face when i said ok we'll call him Slash .

Our next 7 games with out our top scorer Everton (a) Arsenal (h) Mackems (a) Liverpool (a) Spurs (h) Swansea (h) Leicester (a)

Nah my daughters name is Demi

I've an 18 year old son called Axl

Sorry to hear the news about your dad Stevie try and take it easy big fella.

"Apparently a big hit with the kids during the shops Willy Wonka & Wizard of Oz weeks "