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I'm at a stage were I'll watch the games on telly for their amusement value rather than entertainment

2 games in & NUFC have now dropped in to the relegation zone

It really is quite an achievement by Bruce 2 games in how disorganised the team is. The tactical team talks by Bruce must be fantastic.

With Gayle still injured & if Joe Linton's injury is bad. NUFC could line up with Muto as the only recognised striker next Sunday against Spurs live on Sky.

Before Ashley came along NUFC were one of the "big clubs"

It's not our team anymore its Ashley's it's called Sports Direct United they have a real Jawdee Manager though.

After 2 games of the season we get this little gem from Bruce "Our objective is to stay up. The Premier League is getting harder and harder every season."

2 games in & this is going how most of us thought it would go today was embarrassing

Ready for the stick... I’ve got to be ready for the flack which will come my way. And, to be perfectly honest, sometimes you deserve a bit of stick. I’ve got no problem with that because, today, we weren’t good enough

Dropping down the table from last weeks number 14 to this weeks number 17 pop pickers

Kebabs & chilli sauce that's what matters

September is that long enough for you ?

Newcastle 1Dubravka 5Schär 6Lascelles 3Dummett 17Krafth 14Hayden 8Shelvey 4Ki Sung-yueng 11Ritchie 24Almirón 9Apolinário de Lira Substitutes 2Clark 13Muto 15Willems 18Fernandez 19Manquillo 26Darlow 36Longstaff

Bruce's tactics today are to leave Longstaff out of the starting 11 fucking genius this bloke

Many travelling United fans have been left wondering if they will make it to Carrow Road in time for the 3pm kick-off

East Midlands Trains has confirmed services running between Nottingham and Norwich will not run due to an RMT Union strike An RMT Union strike means that the Toon Army have been diverted on their journey to Carrow Road with some supporters told to head to London for connecting services, adding up to two hours to their already long trek. It took me & Mrs T 5 hours to get to Norwich by car the other week for our sons wedding

My eldest son lives down in Norwich he's not going to the match though

Sticky buns ?

3-0 to Norwich, Bruce looking forward to Deliah's pies after the game

Bruce's football honours are exemplary as a manager Birmingham City Football League First Division play-offs: 2002[209] Football League Championship runner-up: 2006–07[210] Hull City Football League Championship runner-up: 2012–13[211] FA Cup runner-up: 2013–14[170] Football League Championship play-offs: 2016

Even if the list isn't that big it's a massive downgrade to go from possibly Arteta & Vieira to end up with Bruce

the ten names Newcastle approached before Bruce were: Jose Mourinho, Mikel Arteta, Patrick Vieira, Roberto Martinez, Sean Dyche, Sam Allardyce, Garry Monk, Chris Hughton, Eddie Howe Mark Hughes. Bruce is out of his depth at Ashley's football club I'd put him about on par with Carver

Ha ha ha that's so funny he was the 11th choice for the job just let that sink in for a moment.

Because he's clearly out of his depth at Ashley's football club.