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Aye he's fucking hilarious. He'll miss out winning the cup & just get relegated this season

Bruce comes out with this... If Hull are capable of getting to cup final and maintaining Premier League status then surely a club like this can. Then announce's this... Lascelles (calf), Almiron (ankle), Saint-Maximin (hamstring), Atsu (muscle), Joe linton (groin) and Schar (knock) are all doubtful for the second round encounter with the Foxes.

Ah I like a nice ending, that's nice lads

Quick hide the cutlery Tom & Dougie will be "Spooning" each other soon

You can if you want but I think most of us know that he's completely out of his depth in this job. By the time he gets to Wolves at home (game 10) or Bournemouth at home (game 12) Ashley might well be lining up some other mug (Pardew) to take over from him.

I'm being sarcastic Noelie he's hopeless this one game wont change anything his appointment has disaster written all over it.

"All we are sayin' Is give Bruce a chance"

Sorry young 'un

Fixed for you

I think it's quite impressive that 3 games in they take all 3 points & still remain in 19th position.

Bruce will be telling the players that Wednesday 's League Cup tie against Lesta will be "a massive massive" game for them. Then Saturday's game against Watford will be like a "World Cup Final" for them

That's what he said on Sky Quiffy

Never doubted Brucey, fanks to Fat Mike for stealing him

That's the spirit Mr Gloves

Chopra having another go at Brucey today... After reading Steve Bruce’s comments about me. “I would just like to make him aware that I have played more than 20 times and scored on more than one occasion for my boyhood club, so now HE is now telling lies. Also the so called tactics you are working on seem to be working according to the stats. “I’m a lifelong football fan of my boyhood club which makes it my right to have an opinion along with the rest of the geordies out there!”

Fanks

Yeah Ashley would just have to click his fingers & Pardew would be back like a shot.

I cant see that changing on Sunday either

I wouldn't be surprised to see Pardew back after Bruce.

Ryder on Bruce's presser this morning... Bruce strode into his meeting with the media looking like a man clearly focused about the job in hand.

Recently appointed Newcastle manager has been cut into the clear favourite to be the first Premier League boss to be sacked this season. Bruce has leapfrogged Crystal Palace gaffer Roy Hodgson as the bookies’ pick to be relieved of their duties first. The Newcastle-born manager has been cut from 8/1 into 4/1 to be the first to go, overtaking Hodgson, who is now 9/2.

There ya go Bruce's presser round up... Says some of the things written this week have been fabricated and “lies”. Took aim at Michael Chopra too. Does not intend to change formation, saying 3-5-2 did “very, very well” against Arsenal Argues Joelinton and Almiron need time - and says there are a lot of new players in the group Bruce says “ I know the only way I can shut people up is by winning games” Was “trying to protect” Sean Longstaff by dropping him last week, but has been “impressed” by him and brother Matty Bruce says “he knows” NUFC will have to play far better than they did last week to get a result at Spurs

It's more for the comedy value than anything.

Bruce on Chopra's comments Some of this stuff out there is just nonsense, blatant lies. I'm just surprised that people take any attention of him. Some of the stuff is just fabricated and lies. "When it's like that, you think why is that making national headlines - which is total rubbish."