ClubSpinDoctor

If only there was somebody around about a month ago to try and keep people grounded

Ben Arfa is our punishment by Pards for the last game of last season. Goad him again, he double dares you motherfuckers

Nahhh bids faw Gabriel? Ship aaht some fackin' purpulls then, yoo shlaaaggg.

I love Ali Michael

Amazing that we're shipping out millions worth of talent for free on the say-so of this clown in the hotseat. How can any of the hierarchy still have any respect for him?

Not sure, but I think what he's trying to say is that Ben Arfa is on his way to hull.

I don't need to spell it right, as long as I keep calling it right (BIG BABY!)

I'll leave it too because I'm to busy to look ornary up

A dilution of Cabaye not sure what's worse, having him and playing with 10 men or replacing him with 2 players and playing with 11

It's funny because last year Cabaye was starting in our midfield and this year Colback is. The result is we're fucking shit. You thought Riviere was Sholas replacement which should, I reckon, mean he should be starting on the bench as opposed to up front.

The only signing that would excite me is a new manager and there's no deadline day for that. Relaxed.

Just enjoying watching the penny drop. Especially re: the lads we've brought in being worse than what's gone out. Think that's sinking in for people now. We're dog shit. Even a striker and a centre back won't change that. We needed to try and like for like replace Cabaye. We've got Jack fucking Colback. Brutal window. Our biggest money signing is worse than a lad we've got playing for the reserves

Apologies, I'm trolling.

That last quote is one of my favourites from The Fish. I wish we could swap him for Shola now, I actually would.

Aye, much much much better.

"My condition has put me up to 16st4." I'm not having that like Stevie You'll be playing the slow metabolism card next, when you smash through the Paul Wyn barrier. Fat shit

Joe Kinnear?

"Suspect in the air", not defensively. Apparently to be able to replace Williamson you need to be willing to stand on the edge of the box so that all set pieces can be directed at you and you can head it back across the box. This is better than just going straight into the box from the set piece because the opposition won't be expecting it.

At least we are definitely too good to get rele_

Can't believe people still buy Apple.

No?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29008661 Am I obsessed with Pardew or does this suspect have a remarkably similar face to him?