ClubSpinDoctor

Theoretically yes, but I don't think many will have the appetite for a nice slice of humble pie

Only 2 days to go before you all have to apologise to me in this thread.

Good business we did this summer lads, remember.

It's Pardew's back room team. And if he doesn't even get to pick those, then he's even more of a disgrace.

Has a right foot as well Aarons. Needs to start next game.

Fort free would be enough but they kept frettening us, didn't fink they'd get a fird but they did so fair play. Again like to fank myself for bringin on Rolando, fank Mike for fillin the squad up, and Hatem as well fanks Hatem

Sack!

Still 2 days left. Get your bids in now!

He's got weird posture Anita. Like he's sticking his arse out

Like to fank myself for bringin the lad on. Fanks al.

GOOOOALLL! WHAT A SUB. PARDS HEAD EXPLODES

We spent our money on a centre half and loaned him back out Priorities.

"Full up squad". Here comes aarons

Least we're joint nineteenf and not twentieff

Deaf stare ineffective

I didn't like the suggestion that he could be as good as

New players not used to playing under the weight of the expectant crowd. Give me odds.

No better? He's considerably fucking worse, at present.

We could have not bought him and used the money to pay Pardew off. And played Ben Arfa.

You'd think seeing a continuation from the back end of last season after actually buying some players should be enough to see him gone. How much longer will he give him though?

It's a day out on the piss in the city centre that's the only possible explanation. I nearly went today for that reason. If our ground was out in the sticks we'd be below 40k by now.

49k attendance.

Now losing

Mackems begging for half time and cattermole to be subbed before he gets sent off