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And dobar dan from me! (Learned in Yugoslavia aged 7)

Aye, permanent nights. Last one for this week though and all is peaceful at the moment.

Howay man, some of us are having our dinner!

That sounds a bit wrong....

I've just seen that! I wake up in an SR postcode but I practically crawled up the A19 in labour to make sure I didn't have a baby in one!

It's THEIR you you fucking halfwit! THIS one is THERE. Sodding mackems will be the death of me...

Your bedside manner is impeccable "Doctor, I have this massive rash on my face" "Errr yes, thanks for that Captain Obvious!

Have you made yourself feel better by pointing that out? Seriously man. Plus, everyone knows Ant types the way he hears the words in his head. We're lucky he hasn't told you to catch yourself on for being such a fucking pedant!

Well mine don't look like I just retrieved them from the washing basket, so I'd say yes.

Doesn't take much though, does it?

Pyjamas

Wotevahhhh.

Only middle classes say ass, real people say arse

I just wanted to join in.. (Not with the sexy party thing) Next's finest!

Fucking hell, what a catch you must be.

I shall be mindful of such a phrase in future!

One of the lads at work just described a less than attractive woman as a hippocrocapig. It's the first time I've heard it and it amused me greatly

Thanks love. It's all been horribly intense so not many people knew but it's been quite difficult. We're a daft close family and it's absolutely rocked us to the core. More so the way it was done rather then the fact he did it. As J69 said - it's the grief of other people that hurts me most. At the moment I'm lending out my son to my mam and auntie because he makes them smile with his beautiful and innocent ramblings, so they don't have to face reality. It's tragic

Therefore you should be in bed However, I will forgive you as you have rugby thighs

TT's are lovely but I'd say they were probably girl's cars. My uncle bought one for my auntie last Christmas. Although its like the difference between Aston Martins. The Vantage is a boys car and the Vanquish a girls. The DB6 is a boys and the DB7 a girls - It's just prettier

HOWEVER! It's lovely to have you here

They're just so beautifully done though. In both films there's barely any dialogue for the first half an hour and it's captivating. My 3 year old watches it and laughs when there's no words spoken and it's a joy to see In UP when he loses his wife - I completely filled up too. They're just so bloody good at 'doing' sentimental. The end of Toy Story 3 had me aswell..

My cousin committed suicide about 6 weeks ago. It's the first time I've ever seen my 87 year old grandda cry and that's what broke my heart more than anything else.

Everton deserved that mind and it was a class game to watch. Ahhh, it's good to have football back

Is your watch made of lead like?