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But women are shit pundits. Fact.

....If you had to live the rest of your life without either your car (or anyone else's car) or the Internet, which would you choose? (Was listening to something last night with lots of similarly daft questions) If you had to give up either films or music?

MF, Annie will probably love it but it might be a bit much for the little'un. Joseph spent most of it on the floor peering in between the chairs with his hands over his ears. It would appear he's not a great fan of bears Although now that we're home he's decided he liked it. I think Madagascar 3 will be a safer bet when it comes out....

He's too little for profound messages but likes the fact that balloons lift up a house Saying that, he recognises emotions and knows when 'the man is sad'

Yeah he loves it. He pretends he's got tracks on his feet and acts it out.

I've been trying to get him to watch it but at the minute the sabre tooth tiger scares him Tell a lie about Pixar, we don't watch Nemo much cos the shark freaks him out as well.

I'm going to lock this if the pair've you don't pack it in

We've got every Pixar film and watch them often. There's some kind of magic in them that just mesmerises children. It's no exaggeration to say that I watched Toy Story at least 3 times a day for more than 6 months. It was his first obsession.

Apparently so

Mam doesn't get out much, so it's as much for me as for him. Mam will also be taking him for some tea afterwards so she doesn't have to cook tonight

Can't say I've ever had the urge to punch him in the face like!

Yeah of course, in moderation.

It's all in hand He's not had a fizzy drink in his little life so we won't be starting today!

He's only 3 so it might be a bit much for him. He's starting to show an interest in Spiderman though.

Taking the bairn on his first trip to the cinema later to see Brave. Hope he can sit still for the duration...

Well it has to be sturdy or they go everywhere! It can still be pretty, but there's enough wire to stop you getting through an airport scanner due to alarms...

Plenty tits spilling out of their skinny little dresses. No hips or bums though. Lots of pouting, foundation and hairspray, and many, many tits drinking beer and leering a bit. Mine were relatively well contained in their regulation scaffolding and had been warned to behave whilst out in public.

Shark Club is the town's new 'Sports Bar' and is right next to the ground. There's hundreds (exaggeration) of tv's and it smells of Lynx Africa (I was in there for the match last night and it's overwhelmingly testosterone filled) However, I'm sure you'll appreciate the waitresses. Put it this way - there's no way I'd EVER get a job there!

Martin, what was the pub called where we did the quiz? We should have sent CT there - or to the Eurovision bar

I didn't say it was a bad thing! 'You don't have to be mad to work here' and all that Ant must be a fucking lunatic

That's how we select mods too. It's all based on degrees of mentalness.

Just searching for the positives!

What's up honey? Not used to girls answering back? For what it's worth, you can be a good poster. You're knowledgeable and eloquent in your discussion. However, you're also horribly arrogant at times and that's a massive turn-off - both in the real world and cyberspace.

You're either pissed or typing with your forehead. It's like reading an episode of Allo Allo

Why does it always rain on me?