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Did you have that other date you were talking about? Where you were going to cook steak etc

They're trying to move an entire government department from Belfast to Derry?

They're Danish pastries for when she's got PMT and needs treats.

Any of you lads fancy going for a picnic on her boobs? http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-tyne-19415219

That's crazy. How on earth will they redeploy that many people? Is the new HQ in another big town or somewhere rural?

Oh gawd, you're going to have a bath and douse yourself in Hai Karate aren't you?

Looks like you owe someone an apology.

Back to Earth was dreadful imo. I loved the first 5 or 6 series but then it went downhill really quickly.

Was the missus as horrified as you thought she'd be?

Ditto Aeris for me. Although I genuinely was Charlotte Church at one point....

He could have lived in the UK for all you know, and you could be a female dwarf circus performer for all we know. It's the Internet.

LBT mentioning Dewhursts butchers and Raleigh Grifters. Not the kind of things most native Norweigans would know too much about CT imagines.

No, I don't think they had time but we're going to go again cos I quite fancied going myself.

Okay, I was whooshed

MF - my mam took the bairn to Souter today and he had a ball. Complete coincidence like as I hadn't mentioned we were going to go.

That was Bernie Winters, wasn't it?

Thought he'd died years ago. RIP

He's not Fop, and has no-one thought that he might have a Norwegian parent and an English one?

Treated myself this morning

Oi you two! Behave yourselves Ant's right you know - you need to get out there and do something. It could be voluntary, or charity based or a night class in something you're interested in, but it'll start to change so many other things. It'll give you something to do, your self-esteem will be better, you'll meet people and you'll challenge yourself. After what's gone on with your family it's understandable that life is difficult, but you can make it better! You just need the confidence and motivation to take the first steps.

How old are you Deaders? What makes your life feel so bad?

Jeez, where did that come from Deaders??

And yes, the tedious posts have been removed if people are thinking there's some inconsistency in the threads.

That's the most sensible post we've had on here in ages. Hurrah for grown-ups!

Aye, eventually. He wasn't very popular that night though