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Hey Jon, it's nice to see you back here btw.

Well done Ant (On the promotion, not falling asleep at your desk!)

Nobody cares!

At first it was a missing person case so there wouldn't be a police presence. Unfortunately the police admitted today that the loft was searched by officers earlier in the investigation and Tia's body was missed during the search. The police are absolutely going to get hauled over the coals for this but at the end of the day it's human error which can happen in any occupation in life. It wouldn't have saved the bairn from her tragic fate, but it would have brought a conclusion to the case a bit earlier. Her grandmother's boyfriend has been charged with her murder and will appear in court tomorrow and her grandma and her neighbour have been released on bail

How very random

There's nothing quite like upper-class dancers for looking uncomfortable.

Witttering in in t'other thread.

God bless Gary Barlow. Must have been a hell of a decision to carry on and do this, The Who is the finale I think.

Coe has every right to look smug like. Its been class

For all I've loved every minute of these Olympics, I'll bet Rio 2016 will be fucking spectacular!

Whoooooaaaa, that was all abruptly halted for the Greek national anthem. Stop your partying folks, we've got a Welsh male voice choir we need to squeeze in!

Queen are on now, Bowie and Lennon were represented earlier, Sheeran did a Floyd song and the Who are closing the whole thing. What's your problem?

This is the official Olympic song of GB believe it or not.

Ah cheer up you miserable sod!

The rest of the world is watching Eric Idle. I love it!

That's what I mean - it's so bad it's good. Meenzer will be fucking loving this!

Hahaha! I'm loving how shit it is! Maybe it's the wine and the lack of sleep but fuck it

He's Aussie/Greek Cypriot man. This is all about the best of British talent which is why....ahem...Taio Cruz is on now...

Tinie Tempahhhh in da haaaaaauuuse!

Ah I'm not too bothered that it's shit. It's for the athletes to enjoy before they all hit London nightspots later. Thought there might have been some Take That but with what Gary had had to deal with this week it would be understandable if he didn't do it.

Do you reckon she'll have THAT dress on?

Oh you've got the Spice Girls and Russell fucking Brand to come yet man Rumours of Beady Eye, Fatboy Slim, Muse and Queen too.

Don't worry, there'll be plenty real Who at the end...

Errrr, did George Michael really need to sing his new single instead of a classic hit that everyone could have joined in with?