Makom

You can see how the BBC would just keep going back to him though, it's not like there's anyone else who remotely has a chance of pulling this off. Still got to pick two other presenters though.....

You're the one seeking to tell me why I wouldn't get a job in the city, even though you know absolutely nothing about my education or experience. And you're the one apparently making a conscious choice to go after me an not Cat Mag, even though we appear to share the same views on this. There's only one doilum in this exchange.

My sentiments exactly.

He was taking the piss. My ideas were all originally proposals for AO.com - they're designed to be implemented by a motivated protest group with access to labour and funds - which is what I was led to believe was what AO.com was supposed to be. But his offer of help boiled down to nothing, something I could have done myself. And if he wanted to know what other ideas he could also 'help' me instigate, he needed only click a few times back through this thread, or go to the proposals thread I created many moons ago. Unsurprisingly, he couldn't be arsed, presumably because he couldn't see how he could use those to take the piss too.

Be serious. I'm the only person in this thread who hasn't been simply trolling for the last couple of pages. And I include you in that Graing. The conversation, if it can even be called that, effectively ended when Happy Face made his last reply. It's sad if people genuinely can't see that, but I guess there are certain group dynamics at work in here which require people to conform to certain narratives.

And yet following me around engineering ways to engage me in conversation or otherwise mentioning me is how you choose to not waste your time on a football message board? Whatever need is driving this behaviour in you, is clearly far larger than any need I might have to be proven right.

There's managers being paid more than that, surely? Ridiculous. What a fucking basket case of a club. This is the same club that tries to portray putting the manager on the board as some kind of innovation. My arse - he's there for one reason only, so he knows exactly why he's not being given the money to sign the players he wants, and doesn't rock the boat when the board's decisions start to bear fruit, or rather don't as the case my be.

Too subtle?

And I'm sure I've wasted time responding to you the last time you posted this sort of nonsense by way of a reply. But as Monkey says, nobody's interested, so shut the fuck up about it already. Same goes to you too, Mr I've posted three topics this year and they were all a captivating riot.

Hooray for your mates. Hopefully the nice salary makes up for the relentless drag it must be to have you as a friend.

Sorry Monkey. I can't imagine what prompted me to even mention it.

Come on then Kitman, put your money where your mouth is. Why not go and have a good read of what I was saying on N-O and give me a good laugh by perhaps quoting which specific things I was saying over there which made me ban worthy as a 'mackem troll'. Nobody here ever bothers doing that because there's nothing I said over there that hasn't ultimately turned out to be true. Just like I'll no doubt be vindicated here in time, if HF doesn't change his approach and actually take on board what I've said, instead of just trying to take the piss.

Good to see Shteve bringing a fresh new approach to this management lark. Looking at appointing coaching staff to bridge the gap between him and the players, with serious consideration being given to people he's worked with before. Looking to assess the current playing staff to assess where we need to strengthen and who we need to get rid of. Aiming to have a plan in place for the upcoming season by the start of pre-season training. Thank God for the Chronic for this amazing insight into his futuristic methods.

Now that's a no shit moment right there. Hit it, ms. cranky pants.

Well, it says I'm hired, but I know for a fact that I wouldn't get a job in a city firm precisely because of my working class roots and accent.

The poor ducks and dogs I say. Although the thought of you chasing them around all day with your red angry Scots face on shouting 'cunt' and gesturing manically at them kinda fits my impression of you though. That's the real reason for this obsession. I know it, you know it, everybody else knows it. This military thing is just the latest excuse for your ongoing attempts at revenge/retaliation and desperate attention seeking, you'll have invented another one next time around I'm sure.

The wheels on the bus go round and round. All together now......

Did the ST price freeze come before or after that letter? Although I suppose it's a balls up either way.

You thought what?

Maybe I'm a few minutes out, but not by much. If I'd anticipated an objection as lame as this, maybe I'd have been more precise. If I had to guess the reason why it takes you the same time to get to SJP all the way from CSL which is to you remarkable because it's in a whole different county, I'd say that's because your knowledge of the geographic spread of the counties is apparently piss poor. It also maybe takes your bus the same time to cover more distance because it has less stops to make, given that you live in market town in a rural county, whereas the city of Newcastle is solidly urban with the exception of parts of the north west, which is nowhere near me.

Change the record. There's only one person obsessed with anything here, and that's your obsession with calling me a cunt. You either fancy me or want to fight me, but either way, I'm really not interested.

It's not a flaw because one person turning up not anticipating bother wasn't the fucking plan, and you know it. It's shit like that which tells me you're not remotely serious. You know what my other suggestions/criticisms have been if you've been keeping track of this thread, so again, if you're serious, go back and have a read and a think, then come here with something that can be discussed. But for now, I'm ending this here, because I'm bored and because it's your fucking birthday, and I don't want to be the reason why you're not out on the piss like a normal person would be. Now fuck off. That's an order. If you stay, you'll only be conversing with CT about what he had for lunch, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Bollocks. All you want is for me to turn up at the Stadium of Shite wearing a Toon top and get my head stoved in. I haven't been sitting on my arse, I've been giving constructive criticism and offering alternative strategies. Only a cunt ignores all of that and instead simply chooses to fixate on one idea for the purpose of ridicule, as you've clearly been trying to do here. It doesn't wash mate, because I'm not an idiot. If you were genuinely interested in other people's ideas and opinions, instead of just using AO.com as a vehicle for your own personal opinions (such as the way you banged the drum about 'debt' - and totally ignored my points - while making a tit of yourself on Twitter arguing with a guy who gets more airtime on football issues than anyone here does by a mile), you would have had something to say by now on the other suggestions I had, or will have offered up some kind of worthwhile response to the reasons I've given as to why AO.com appears to have only had one notable success up to now. I do fear you are wasting your time, but I think that's probably as much your own fault as it is anyone else's.

It's a bit more complicated than that. But let's continue this nonsense for a bit longer and assume all it needs is to email SAFC, why on Earth would I even need you to do that? You got some special clout with the mackems, such that they're always at your beck and call?

If I thought for a second you were serious, I'd tell you what I need. Scratch that, if you were at all serious, you'd have already figured out what I need having gone back and re-read the proposal, and would be telling me how you could help me do it here. Instead, you're doing this.