SpaceCadet

Serious diplomat needed.

A very ballsy joke.

No children?

The immigrant song is about the viking seafarers.

Led Zeppelin III

Sunburn.

My bonce is stinging to fuck

Submerge in white vinegar for half hour and it should rise to the top of the skin.

He pulls strings from a deep position... although it's probably difficult to make assists when you're supplying forwards such as Gayle, Joselu and Ayoze. I don't think he doesn't care as he gave us a season in the Championship.

I hope your local council turned tory last week you old tart.

Hilarious

I've moved 6 bedrooms with spondylitis, that's no problem. Driving with a knee brace however?

I've tripped up doing measurements in my back garden and are feeling discomfort in my left knee consistent with a torn meniscus which I've had the mispleasure of experiencing twice before. Today I secured a job running baking trays from warehouse to clients across country and now it looks as though I'll have a trip to a&e to have a brace fitted so I may have to postpone my start date. Myself and Daniel Sturridge are one and the fucking same.

I used to be ignorant towards karate... it's an intelligent and unique discipline. I wish I'd have given it a go.

That's in your search engine history forever now.

Smoking is good for the environment as it kills people.

A plant can exist for as long as it's soil is good.

Yep. I'm no Frank Zane myself but I love reaping the rewards of an hours workout.

Whenit comes down to it, it's all about how you feel about yourself.

Clearly you haven't stepped out of a hot shower after a proper workout. Give it a go, get a personal trainer to help you develop your form and get a few supplements to boot. You've nothing to lose and alot to gain.

I've seen Shelvey with his handson his lap whilst the opposition attack, costing us points. It's a mental thing he really needs to address.

I'm celebrating some good news with Absinthe later on this evening. 89.9%

The cheek of him

. Excersize . Training . Supplements . Dieting Discuss.

I guess politics is a little tribal.