thebrokendoll

shocking decision not to boot the ball out of play before their opening goal yesterday the daft cunt. very much a case of drinking spaghetti and eating moretti.

aston villa xg 59.7462 newcastle xg 0.0001

what a pile of fucking shite that was.

john cleese's finest moment.

fucking unbelievable. properly flounced off to bed last night even abandoning about 3/4 of a can of thatchers. got to be the two shitiest teams ever to warrant a 'bid 6' tag, both of them cannon fodder for piss easy doubles for a proper big club and it's looking quite likely one of them will end up in CL next season. farcical.... the footballing gods can't allow this surely?

just in case you needed any more incentive to root for the french team tnt sports have rio 'plug faced cunt' ferdinand as a co commentator.

allez lyonnais allez, allez, allez

he'd level you with one blow.

honestly, you should try it.

when I'm driving/been driven home I tend to ponder on whether or not I remembered to put some beers in the fridge. I generally have. I crack a few open and drink them while watching m.o.t.d. on the iplayer. then I go to bed. it's such a simple, uncomplicated life.

when I go to a match and a player from the opposing team blasts high and wide I usually shout aaaahhhh in his direction often accompanied with an arm aloft wanker gesture. if the opposing player hits the woodwork or forces our keeper in to tremendous save I usually remark to the person next to me... fucking hell, we were lucky there. if the opposing player actually scores I tend to let out a groan whilst muttering... ah yer cunt. not once, ever,, have I started rating the opportunities as a percentage to four decimal points and making a mental note of them to tot up at the end of the game. call me old fashioned if you like.

probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking. meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining.... then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031

imagine (™rtg) waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is carry on with this ludicrous xg crusade.

honestly man...... just stop.

what the fuck's this cunt on about??

is that a difficult lawn to mow?

that's all well and good, but what about our poor xg??

5-0 xg.... we should've lost. what sort of profoundly stupid thundercunts take this shite seriously man?

been a little wait.... but fucking sublime.

both me and me mate decided we'd give this one a miss after the 4am getting home brentford game. he went on the ticket website yesterday to try and get his daughter a ticket for the Ipswich game and was over the moon when he got one straight away. stupid cunt didn't realise till he paid his money that he'd actually clicked on the crystal palace game by mistake and bought one for that instead. spoke to him earlier and he was moaning like fuck about the nightmare traffic on the way up and the £90 he was forking out for petrol himself..... doubt he's so bothered now!

I gave my brother my ticket for this tonight.... fucking gutted!

oh yes.....

just as well for pope he's just faced the fucking worst penalty in football history.

I saw that one too. staggeringly fucking stupid, it appears they have their very own keiths30s

oy.... @Monkeys Fist.... you been getting lots of your friends to join up? also.... welcome aboard adrienne, fancy a shag pet?