thebrokendoll

massive, massive game this. that huge infact that not a single solitary fucking ticket has appeared on the fastest finger first game for the last 3 days. some might argue it might even be our biggest game this season, but that would be lunacy surely?

can't for the life of me think why there'd be any need for a legal firm in liverpool?

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.

not a fucking clue. could just as easily be monmouth town.

aye, bit fishy to say the least. be warned, the website makes the chronicles look user friendly... https://www.247sportlife.com/2025/05/15/newcastle-update-newcastle-united-star-alexander-isak-donates-entire-1-8-million-bonus-and-endorsement-contract-to-charities-and-homelessness-support-organizations/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKT0CdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBLN1I3MHFnWlhjMEl4Wm4wAR61udFCY_0YB2kLRXqXxub_x6TDnhA4ApoCiPb1ObDSZQBo5dn5k42VhTGOKQ_aem_PjOgdTMiEtChZCkgzlHQKw fucking bizarre that it's full of quotes from howe and players, yet reported absolutely nowhere else. odd thing to make up.

fucks sake.

feel dirty as fuck but.... get in.

had £16.50 in me account, seems like a licence to print money, but happy enough to lose it!

had planned to jack me little connect up and crawl underneath to do some welding on the sills. think I'll stop in bed now.

they love him in walton.

declared forest were 'absolute certainties' for the champions league, at which point they rapidly plummet to 7th. he's the most hated man in nottingham since arthur fucking scargil.

mate's already chucked the towel in. easiest 3 points villa will get all season. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62nelr6zzmo chelsea likely to hit a cricket score too. painful viewing tonight I reckon!

I wanted the moon rotated clockwise a bit and the fairy sat right on the edge with her arse actually connected rather than levitated. fucking useless website couldn't seem to grasp that. do your stuff.......

I'm swollen with pride here. that's my debut effort on chatgpt.

I think we should go for something completely different and off the wall. how about a silhouette of a shapely fairy sat in a crescent moon?

precisely this. their six in a row came at a time when for me at least I couldn't have felt any more detached from the fucking abomination of ashley's sports direct fc. I'm far more interested in seeing an end to the league stranglehold the bindippers and man city have over us than I have beating the mackems 7 times in succession. the former will win us a league title.

not sure i can bring neself to watch it this evening after the eye bleedingly shite football served up in the first game.

aye. it's why everybody should try a blast on a dmt pipe.

that's the spirit. let your imagination run wild.

top of the class in english composition when I was a kid. it's probably reasonable to assume both you and alex struggled a bit.

not bad. but needs more drama.

carrying an injury? head turned? forgotten how to play football? you decide....

stanley lad. they learn to nut people before they can walk.

in fairness to them they were first town in the country to introduce half human/half seagull baby changing rooms.

sure I've heard lads and lasses uttered in gateshead before too, which is very obviously a suburb of sunderland.