thebrokendoll

an absolute fucking abomination their website this morning! think the combination and sheer volume of people trying to get dortmund at home resale tickets, dortmund away tickets, man utd cup tickets at zero points and palace home resale tickets yesterday has finally broken the fucking thing! been bombarded with invalid urls, queue-it systems when there isnt a queue and a whole host of captcha puzzles involving bridges, zebra crossings, bicycles, traffic lights, motorbikes, buses and just about every other structure known to mankind. i.t. bloke has well and truly got his work cut out this morning when he rocks up!

love the cages bit, never grows old!

is that UM's mate?

@Christmas Tree how did you do on 375?

you're definitely getting the hang of this!

ive heard of this glitch happening before.... hang on in there, all of sudden youll get access to tickets to every game for the rest of the season.

only UM does it better!

yes

marginally perhaps, better chance of a low place in the queue. anything under 10,000 is to be considered an outstanding victory!

wonder if nusc have got that wrong? i looked in the away tickets section yesterday to see how low man utd tickets had dropped to, there was no mention of dortmund away tickets going on sale.

they're doing that today as well? their website will melt!

@Dr Gloom..... you borrowed all the neighbours mobiles and laptops ready for the 10am mayhem?

scared to ask how long you were waiting to speak to someone at the box office about that!

pleased for you mate.

ask keith why despite two million posts of moral outrage on rtg over newcastle's takeover in the last couple of years there's only 150 facebook followers and 80 twitter followers on wearside amnesty's web pages, with no noticeable increase since 2021 and he bans you immediately. they don't give a flying fuck and he knows it.

why the fuck is that stupid cunt even pretending he gives a shit about what goes in the middle east? they're all camel humpers according to him.

you've lost credibility to take the piss when yours would be... 'the life and times of golden balls beckham and his vacuous mrs'

went from being a contributor on truefaith to all out war within a blink of an eye!

because it doesn't actually open for resale till tomorrow. always worth a try using the multi device method at 10am when it does. I'd imagine you'd need to hit lucky with a queue place in the first couple of hundred to have a chance, if not hit the jackpot and be one of the people who are immediately opened up straight on the website.... it does happen!

I remember his feuds as britney jaznicova (sp?) as being the stuff of legend. happy to take on the entire population of middlesborough too, well at least those who frequented fmttm!

and the fish.... ™rtg

just random mate. I'm trying for a palace ticket at the minute, nowt cropping up presently, but they will, just got to be lucky. one of our gang programs cnc machines, he works from home a lot, he spends more time on the nufc website than he does working I reckon!

you'd think really that keith not only as a moderator but also someone who has as his avatar a mackem who devoted the best years of his career playing for newcastle would be more prone to reasoned debate. but no. a slobbering, stupid cunt right up there with exile.

shite that, supposed to be that if you're making a joint application and are successful you'll get all the tickets up to a max of 6, although you only get one place in the ballot. we've given up on joint applications now, we were getting fucking nowhere, decided it's better going in individually. better that one or two get a ticket than none. we then join ranks and play the refreshing frenzy in the hope one of us has fastest finger in the resale till we're all sorted, if possible.