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suarez to take a lump out of ronaldo's throat?

ball never come close there to touching ronaldo's head. the fucking hideous, posing, narcissistic cunt.

I've never known a newcastle supporter who isn't proud to claim the toy dolls nellie the elephant as one of our own.

shortly before they pulled it down, the leazes end would regularly rock to the sound of 'my ears have heard the glory of tom mensi singing songs' (disclaimer, I did actually think the angelic upstarts were superb!)

aye. rarely, if ever, have I been to a match where at some point the conversation hasn't turned to the rubber faced comedian or lightly salted tortilla crisps.

rowan atkinson. apparently. newcastle supporters talk about him all the time, astonished you don't to be honest.

win this easy now brazil.

aye. us fresh from giving an away day tonking to title rivals arsenal down at the emirates, them still wallowing in the misery of a hammering by fellow relegation fodder blackpool. bring it on!

noticed on there the other day a newcastle supporter pulled someone over the camel humping thing they all use so freely. up pops a moderator called pancho to state its exactly the same as sheep shagger, so carry on. no doubt he would state exactly the same for ragheads. disgusting people from a backward, minging shithole of a town.

stupid whore.

watching that game there I kept trying to work out where the lass commentating accent was from. thought it had a bit of an aussie twang me, which mrs bd laughed off as ludicrous! anyway, google reveals vicki sparks is from newcastle, didn't decect any geordie in it whatsoever!

nah, I want the cunts to spontaneously combust.

there's a lot of love in that first paragraph. I wondered about his bond with mr taylor, the pe teacher.

crikey moses, richie74 rapidly transforms here from being in love with all his mag mates to a seething ball of fury, all within one paragraph. impressive really!

well, apart from of course when they're desperate for liverpool to score a winner... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11467333/Premier-League-referees-NOT-follow-FIFAs-new-stoppage-time-mantra.html (apologies for a mail link!)

he forgot about the ship that got stuck in the suez canal.

quick sweepstake..... 42 minutes added time.

fucking hell!

think you'll find that's more toonpacks rift! I only ever argue over bellamy/dyer, and I always win!

just been over there, fucking hell man, the feud between skylon and captain red is proper head spinning stuff, here's my probably wildy inaccurate analysis..... captain red and skylon are probably both mackems, however they could be mags. skylon, seemingly a mackem, but... as he started a thread about safc sportswashing in light of their friendly in dubai he laid himself wide open to being labelled a mag. he could be a mag who in an attempt to disguise his magness now looks like a mackem who doth protest too much as pointed out by captain red who likens skylon to exile, who's mackemness has never appeared to be called in to question. captain red meanwhile, who's very probably a mackem, but a mackem who's level headed enough to accept the mackems would've gratefully accepted a saudi takeover has left himself wide open to being labelled a mag. added to this he's probably far more eloquent in stating his case on this than most of the mags on there (fish excepted), which only increases the liklihood that he's mag, albeit a very cunning one, apparently. so.... in the war between who is the most mackem and who is the most mag captain red is probably winning hands down that he's more mackem than skylon, despite the fact he's more likely to be a mag. hope that makes sense.

fucks sake, just on me way out the door! come on ghana!

stomping off to tesco now for some beer for tonghts match in a proper, proper huff.

get in! fuck you ronaldo you fucking disgusting cunt.

hate the arrogant, narcissistic cunt. hope he gets his leg snapped in the 10 minutes of added time.

both me heart and me head are with toonpack on this. I do however admire the fish's dogged persistence with his graphs and stuff, whatever it is they mean!