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it is grim I have to admit. however, if I ever wake up one morning and it dawns on me that all my mates are pigs, I'll have to concede it's probably time to chuck in the towel.

pointing out that having a season ticket doesn't make you some kind of superfan (including your mate) with a god given right to a claim to a ticket above every fucker else doesn't count as incessantly moaning man, it's just a fucking fact. I was really hoping to get a ticket through their fucking shite pot 6 ballot because the miles I've put in for cup games this season possibly merits it, but mostly because although humbled by the amount of money my 87 year old father has forked out for a ticket for me, I also feel quite embarrassed and torn by the ethics of it. I would like to have given him his money back. hope that clears that up for you.

really pleased for them.

I have got a ticket though, I've had a club wembley one for the last fortnight. I hope all you copper friends get snagged up in a crane strap

is he a copper? hope the cunt crashes on the way.

I couldn't give a flying fuck whether he does or not.

give the bindippers their due, their sale was 25% priority ticket holders. the other 75% was a ballot for season ticket holders/members.... no preference for the former. everybody in the 75% therefore had a 1 in 2 chance of a ticket. it has to be the way forward. a season ticket holder rents a seat for 19 games, it's not 'theirs'. cup scheme should be abolished, it's fucking bollocks.

Ballot opens on Monday, 24th February at 12 noon. The ballot will close at 12 noon on Tuesday, 25th February. Those fans that are successful in the ballot will be emailed by 5pm on Tuesday, 25th February.

that's it then.... the time to throw both you hat and your dreams in to the 'pot of no hope' has gone. the gears of the giant box office tombola have begun to turn. tens of thousands now eagerly await the 5pm golden email. despite not having the greatest of luck in ballots (well shite actually) i know this time that good will prevail!

was a topic of discussion and a theory put forward in our post match analysis on the way home on sunday. obviously though most of the conversation that occupied the majority of the journey was centered on xp's, xg's, percentages and how many times you needed to run the model to gain the most accurate result. we all agreed in the end on about 10.000.

unbelievable. gemmill has done a toonpack and killed the message board for the day.

I'm starting to buy in to this. do you do it while the game is in play or mull it over on the journey home?

using the protracted formula above it would appear we desperately unlucky not to have finished the game a record winning 13.7 points.

what the fuck is this shite?

thank fuck there wasn't 7 minutes of added time in the 2nd half as well, we'd have probably lost.

monday I think mate.

apparently 864 tickets left for us lowlife pot 6 dross!

I'm with the mackems here, i think anybody whe wears that abomination out in public probably deserves to be windmilled..... if not kneecapped.

@ewerk... you know this cunt with the wonga top on? have a fucking word mate.

brighton fa cup game ballot failure. it'll be our 19th home game this season of which i've applied for 17..... 1 fucking success, ONE! not too disheartened though, i'm pretty confident that if there’s half a dozen or so wembley tickets make it to pot 6 out of the100,000 or so that apply i'll be one of the ones who comes up trumps!

is every fucker scared to post today??

fancy waking up in the morning and putting the fear of god in to you by catching a glance of yourself in the mirror. then an hour or so later the penny drops and you realise it's because you're actually rio ferdinand. the fucking tragic cunt.

well aye, for really, really grim things obviously. I still wouldn't want to go to their christmas party afterwards though.

toonpack out himself as police informant stick from spender.

if I ever win a prize of a night out with some coppers, you can have it.