Howaythetoon

He fucking better do, we have lots of them you know 115024[/snapback] The North East, one of the few places in the country with practically no top class golf courses: here’s some good ones 100’s of miles away though. Aye, that'll work. 115027[/snapback] I doubt it. Doubt he'll come to us after Peasepud's hatchet job

I reckon the lass is supposed to be a schoolgirl, some old perv has been perving on schoolgirls in that area and may have been seen standing at X bustop or hanging about outside X street so the pollis have set up a sting to catch this sick bastard by putting a message into a paper in the hope said sick bastard texts this '15 year old lassie' a picture of his cock.

He fucking better do, we have lots of them you know

Nice to know my taxes go towards the inane ramblings of a bald headed internet smilie molester. Canny job you have there 114954[/snapback] I've got a job though, unlike you, so it's the other way round surely. 114956[/snapback] I have a job cheeky bastid. 114962[/snapback] Thought you quit for the campaign, or so I heard. What was Otmar's feedback on the cringeworthy N.E. Dossier btw? 114994[/snapback] Ahh, get you now. I do remember telling Peasepud I quit my job for the campaign knowing he'd probably post it on here, which he abviously has done I did quit my job the other week, but not for those reasons. And it was a few days before that carry on anyway. Mind, I haven't told anyone about Peasepud's little white lie, shall I embarrass him? Nah, leave it open to conjecture

Does anyone else think this thread is a bit shady?

David Seaman?

The tosser in the stands deserved a kicking. Cantona is without a doubt a Premiership legend, if just for his notoriety. Brilliant player. Hid in Europe mind. 114908[/snapback] So it's ok for any player to do that to a fan, under those circumstances is it? Bollocks tbh. 114928[/snapback] Who said that? Going bald and blind. Keep off the glue stick.

Just trying to impress J69 tbh.

Nice to know my taxes go towards the inane ramblings of a bald headed internet smilie molester. Canny job you have there 114954[/snapback] I've got a job though, unlike you, so it's the other way round surely. 114956[/snapback] I have a job cheeky bastid.

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else? 114952[/snapback] Bit of both tbh.

Nice to know my taxes go towards the inane ramblings of a bald headed internet smilie molester. Canny job you have there

You'd have posted on here sooner? 114935[/snapback] 56k dialup?

I can picture a fat bloke wearing loafers and slacks carrying a uzi with one eye that glows red like his hair with bits of tin foil stuck to his face.

If I'd known this place was a peado ring...

Then you're fucked Packer. Stick around here with your fellow forum dregs. Talk is slower than hair growth on Alex's bonce but it's not so bad once you get used to it.

Looks like a bairn...

Droopy Bellend? Or Poop-the-loop? Can be used for both. If only turtles knew us mean Humans talked about them in this way...

Nowt to do with me mate, not my forum. When your ban's up I guess you'll be logged back on as normal.

The tosser in the stands deserved a kicking. Cantona is without a doubt a Premiership legend, if just for his notoriety. Brilliant player. Hid in Europe mind.

I hate sitting down on the bog, always get my bellend wet. I guess for you fannies though, you have no turtle head dunking issues.

Loves me really, said so in a PM. Thinks I'm GREAT. Daft baldy wanker

Undermines the whole point of land mines tbh.

Who gives a shit who wins it, means fuck all to us or our team. "May the best team win" as they say, whoever that is.